Banned for calling the kettle black.

banned 

surely you can do better than quote Star Wars

 Banned because he didnt quote Star Wars

"You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away."  

Banned for impersonating an imperial officer.

Banned for acting like im an impersonator

"Target. Maximum Firepower"

"Crush those Rebel scum"

Banned for misquoting Star Wars

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!"

My son (who is 2) watches it three times a day. I have got it memorized now.

Banned for responding to a previous ban instead of a current one

banned because I still banned you which is in line with the rules as well as choose my own reason which is also in line with the rules.

"So what I banned you for was true. From a certain point of view."

Banned for finding the loophole in my ban

Banned for allowing room for a loophole.

@ Veers

Banned for Fail

Banned for acting like youre perfect and youve never failed

banned for making fun at someone elses failure

Banned for bring up fails.

@ Veers banned for showing a piece of hardware that failed.

Banned for not being one of the 5 or so peoplle who have made nearly all of the recent replies.

AND FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banned for not banning the previous poster.

is there a more serious offence? i think not.

Banned for thinking that ban non sequitur is the most serious offense. You forgot double-posting.

banned for making me get my dictionary out.

non sequitur that, my little fishy!

banned for seeking to improve yourself by looking up information you were before that not in possession of

Banned for being anti learning.

banned for playing this game

banned for hypocrisy.

(should you require to look that up i would appriciate the irony)

banned for wanting people to expand their horizons

banned for counter-revolutionary thoughts