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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #30201 Top

Banned because I passed the following note to my friend Kevin in German class yesterday: "2CPUs4+3iBoards", to which he responded "Man, that would be tough to thread". We both thought it was incredibly funny, and the teacher had to glare at us to make us stop laughing.

Sometimes my nerdiness amazes even me...

Reply #30202 Top

banned for being

 

Reply #30203 Top

Banned for Nerds vs Jerks.

"Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered!"

Reply #30204 Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 30203
Banned because I passed the following note to my friend Kevin in German class yesterday: "2CPUs4+3iBoards", to which he responded "Man, that would be tough to thread". We both thought it was incredibly funny, and the teacher had to glare at us to make us stop laughing.

Sometimes my nerdiness amazes even me...
End of Scoutdog's quote

Banned for the only thing I can make out of this, is:

2CPUs4+3iBoards = 2 CPUs for i3 boards (meaning mobos that are compatible with Intel i3 CPUs), except for the fact that its 3i, and not i3.

"Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered!"

Reply #30205 Top

banned for not getting the joke

Reply #30206 Top

Banned for no, I guess I didnt get it.

 

 

 

"Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered!"

Reply #30207 Top

Banned because it takes some explaining.

It started out with this XKCD cartoon: http://xkcd.com/467/ , specifically the titletext. We were talking about how computers are ready-built to offend the evangelical loonies, and I made the joke 2CPUs1Board in reference to dual-core computing (in retrospect, it probably should have been 2Cores1Chip or something, but come on- it was 8:30 AM in the middle of German class) and the 2Girls1Cup thing (which I actually don't understand pretty much anything of other than that it is probably porn and it's mentioned a lot in XKCD).

Kevin in turn drew a table like the one in the comic, except with CPUs and motherboards.

I then referenced the titletext by saying 2CPUs4+3iBoards (which actually should have been 2CPUs(5+3i)Boards)- the joke is the same as in the comic, namely that (4+3i) is a complex number, in other words 4+3√(-1). As such, it does not actually exist outside of mathematics, and it is impossible to actually have (4+3i) of something- a (4+3i)-core processor would have four regular cores, and then three cores that only exist in the complex plane.

Reply #30208 Top

banned for ouch, that hurt my head a bit

Reply #30209 Top

banned for even trying to read it

Reply #30210 Top

banned for I like math, but it's been a while so it hurt to blow the rust off

Reply #30211 Top

Banned for I like math too, and I understand what he is saying.... I just do not think its that funny. But to each his own

Reply #30212 Top

banned for non-mathematical humor

Reply #30213 Top
Banned for I thought this was a simple game, instead you need a P.H.D in hyper theoryatical techno-babble.
Reply #30214 Top

Banned because I have yet to score above a B+ in Honors Advanced Functions And Trigonometry, and yet I still find it amusing.

Reply #30215 Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 30209

It started out with this XKCD cartoon: http://xkcd.com/467/ , specifically the titletext. We were talking about how computers are ready-built to offend the evangelical loonies, and I made the joke 2CPUs1Board in reference to dual-core computing (in retrospect, it probably should have been 2Cores1Chip or something, but come on- it was 8:30 AM in the middle of German class) and the 2Girls1Cup thing

Kevin in turn drew a table like the one in the comic, except with CPUs and motherboards.

I then referenced the titletext by saying 2CPUs4+3iBoards (which actually should have been 2CPUs(5+3i)Boards)- the joke is the same as in the comic, namely that (4+3i) is a complex number, in other words 4+3√(-1). As such, it does not actually exist outside of mathematics, and it is impossible to actually have (4+3i) of something- a (4+3i)-core processor would have four regular cores, and then three cores that only exist in the complex plane.
End of Scoutdog's quote

Not funny, boring, and really nerdy >_>

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 30209
which I actually don't understand pretty much anything of other than that it is probably porn and it's mentioned a lot in XKCD)
End of Scoutdog's quote

Banned for not knowing what the known viral video "2 Girls 1 Cup" is about.

I was only able to watch only a couple of minutes of that vid, as it is by far the most disgusting and sick thing I've ever seen.

Yes, it can be considered porn, for some people, but mainly it involves a lot of scatophilia/coprophilia.

I'd like to refrain from describing what takes place in that video, for obvious reasons.

"Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered!"

Reply #30216 Top

Banned because something that disgusts you must be really, really awful.

I thought it was just the usual lesbian stuff, with the addition of a cup somewhere.

Reply #30217 Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 30218
Banned because something that disgusts you must be really, really awful
End of Scoutdog's quote

Banned for you have no idea. I dare you to watch it :-"

('Really really awful' makes the video sound quite nice, comparing to what its like)

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 30218
I thought it was just the usual lesbian stuff, with the addition of a cup somewhere.
End of Scoutdog's quote

LOL, and why would they put the "1 cup" in the title then? That makes no sense.

"Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered!"

Reply #30218 Top

banned for knowing a little too much info

Reply #30219 Top

Banned for being a know-nothing.

LOL, and why would they put the "1 cup" in the title then? That makes no sense.
End of quote
Because the girls were both using the same cup at the same time... or something like that.

Reply #30220 Top

banned for joining my club of not watching that clip

Reply #30221 Top

Banned for I am pretty sure only morph has seen it.( i know I haven't)

 

Reply #30223 Top

banned for druming sharks

Reply #30224 Top

Banned for jumping the shark.

Reply #30225 Top

Banned for none of you know jabberjaw?