Banned for whelps.

Hweeelp!

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

Banned for reminding me of the beginning of Beowulf in OE.

Banned for not hwelping me.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

Banned because I showed my dad that fanfic project, and for some reason he likes it!

Banned for showing your dad a fanfic project and your dad's banned for liking it - just for good measure.

banned for banning fathers for the sake of the son's sins

Banned for how is that worse than punishing children for the sins of their parents?

banned for bringing that concept into being

Banned for being brung.

Banned for brunging breing.

banned for illegal word formation

Banned for various formations.

"We were inhuman beings....butchers on a field of corpses....corrupt and depraved....only a sum of viscera, blood, and bone - Creatures without soul."

Banned for various positions.

Banned because this:

is all about various positions and other things.

banned for mentioning only one thing that has various positions

Banned for banning me previously.

banned for banning gaming events

Banned for gaming banishment events.

Banned for playing the ban game.

Mother of all hypocrisy bans.

banned for not bringing up the father of all hypocrisy bans

banned for banning

Banned because it's Christmas Eve in seven minutes here!

Banned for it's only Christmas Eve's Eve for the next five hours and fifty four minutes here.

banned for that means one more day of grueling work

Banned for having to work or assuming that I have to work on Christmas Eve. I can if I want to, since the Salvation Army is looking for bell ringers that day, but my wife and I are going to hang out at my brother-in-law's instead.

Banned because my school let out for vacation a week ago.