Banned for dragging reality into this.

banned because fact is stranger than fiction

and therefor much more hilarious

fiction   fact

banned for not taking into account that the mad man laughs at anything with equal satisfaction

Banned for using emoticons for thier intended purpose.

Banned for being faster than me.

banned for being slow on the draw

banned for using the word draw in a sentence. 

banned for not being able to login to demigod and then roaming the forums.  AND DOUBLE POSTING

banned for being so insecure you need two guns and a santa hat pasted on to a hitman pic for your avatar

Banned because the last time I looked at this post it had 3290 replies and now its 3434 also banned for pointing out his insecurities

banned for being so insecure you have to drive big walking thingys

banned for not liking big walking thingys.  also banned for making another star wars reference.  also banned for not banning him for being in star wars and trying to kill the princess.  also banned for him being killed by darth vader or was that someone else. 

but mostly banned for not praising STAR TREK.

Banned for overbanning

Banned for underbanning

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for being highbrow

Banned for encouraging GeneralEtrius' thread into becoming more popular than the Kzinti Empire and for contributing to a 3440+ replies futility, so far.

banned for (once again) complaining about the length of the forum

try something new before I squash you like an annoying arachnid 

Banned for using a big word for spider.

Banned for not liking big words.

Banned for assuming I don't like big things.

Banned for dragging sex into this YET again.

Banned for not appreciating innuendo.

Banned for banning someone!

yr all banned for writing these wastes of time

Banned for wasting time.