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Yeah, we all say we won't be fooled like we were last year, but really, where is the fun in that. 
Here's a few links to remind you what folks, just like you and me, fall for each year. Got anything planned for your friends?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fool's_Day
Oh crap, just remembered it's 'Retiree Payday' tomorrow, don't need no 'fooling' around with that. 
Ah, April 1st again... that's when the lunatic fringe goes into overdrive and pulls off some real crazy stuff.
Best I don't disapoint myself, then.
See ya's... gotta go concoct a wacky thing or 3.
ah time to send some .bat files and .vbs scripts (Just the funny ones now.........I'm not one to ruin another computer.)
Here, I'll share a fun one. It makes the computer "talk" whatever you want.
Open notepad. Copy and paste this with whatever you want in the quotations ("")
strText = "Text you want the computer to say"
Set objVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
objVoice.Speak strText
paste it again and again and fill it in with something else if you want. Then when you are done save as whatever.vbs and save as Type "all files." Then just change the icon or something and throw it on someones desktop.
I hid all of my wife's underwear before I went to bed last night so she couldn't find any when she was getting ready for work this morning. Simple, but effectively funny....
Bet you didn't get into as much trouble as I did with my ex.... I took a pair of scissors and cut the fork out hers...
well not all of 'em.... just the first 4 or 5 pairs on top in the drawer.
Wish I was there to see what you cook up.... as the saying goes, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Happy and Funny 4/1 to you and the mrs., mate.!!!
5'-11" 
I've set my Soundpackager to NT's gas.........I've caught people peaking into my office with some of the strangest looks on their faces....likely from holding their breath.
Shhhhhh....I'm huntin for the confictor worm....going fishin tomorrow and need some bait! 
Since I'm no fan of April Fool's Day, I'm going to say away from the public, hide in my office and create more skins until it's over. My psyche has been scarred by having an older, cruel, jokester of a brother, so I'm just going to sit this "holiday" out....but y'all have fun with it. 
Sure about that.... I 'cooked up' curried cabbage?
You know that saying: "Be careful what you wish for" ???? ... I think that might apply in this instance. 
Same to you, bud... well wots left of it.
Get on to the curried cabbage and you won't need NT's 'Gas'... then they'll be holding their noses for sure.
I was 6' 2.5", but with a compacting spine and several discs gone, I'm about 5' 11" these days... and other stuff has shrunk in my old age as well. 
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