Christmas...Do You Have to Take More Months for Yourself?
Can't you just stay in December?
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"After the Superbowl I was suprised that Santa just didn't land and we started Christmas again!"
-Lewis Black
With these inspiring words from the great comedian Lewis Black...I realize that Christmas has been slowly devouring the calendar...Christmas apparently begins around Halloween now and Thanksgiving is Christmas Part I. It used to be in December, but apparently this beast wasn't happy with it and took more and more of the days leading up and now instead of the "12 Days of Christmas" it's the "55 Days of Christmas" Don't get me wrong, it's an awesome holiday but there is a time for everything and this needs to stop. No other holiday has eaten away this much time, but when Christmas comes around it sends up a flare around Halloween and then we start the sales and shopping maddness before its even necessary. Why does this happen? I mean Christmas is only a Christian holiday, surely there can't be that many people that excited 2 months beforehand.
Well, what can ya do? I guess we'll have to suffer Christmas sales, New Years sales, winter sales, etc. for the next 2 months so....brace yourselves and don't get fooled by the advertisements...they're the DEVIL!!!! Heh...
Hmm...third article in 2hrs...that's a record for me....
~Zoo"
-Lewis Black
With these inspiring words from the great comedian Lewis Black...I realize that Christmas has been slowly devouring the calendar...Christmas apparently begins around Halloween now and Thanksgiving is Christmas Part I. It used to be in December, but apparently this beast wasn't happy with it and took more and more of the days leading up and now instead of the "12 Days of Christmas" it's the "55 Days of Christmas" Don't get me wrong, it's an awesome holiday but there is a time for everything and this needs to stop. No other holiday has eaten away this much time, but when Christmas comes around it sends up a flare around Halloween and then we start the sales and shopping maddness before its even necessary. Why does this happen? I mean Christmas is only a Christian holiday, surely there can't be that many people that excited 2 months beforehand.
Well, what can ya do? I guess we'll have to suffer Christmas sales, New Years sales, winter sales, etc. for the next 2 months so....brace yourselves and don't get fooled by the advertisements...they're the DEVIL!!!! Heh...
Hmm...third article in 2hrs...that's a record for me....
~Zoo"
