Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
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o_O

WTF kind of ad was THAT.X| XD

 

If that's for real, man.. I'd rather live in a shoe:thumbsup:

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hehe...

Tennants may not masturbate.... violators will be fined $500.00 for the first offence, increasing in $500.00 lots for subsequnt offences.

Tennants found in compromising positions with sex toys such as blow-up dolls will be dealt with in the Biblical way and stoned.

Tennants who are married are permitted to have sex on Friday nights only... see landlord for DVD's of performances: $25.99 each.

:rofl: :rofl: :w00t: :w00t:

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ahhh, it IS for a prison, I mean.. visitation rights? no smoking in the exercise yard?XD

:grin:

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Gotta love them christians! :typo: :-" o_O O:) This just has to be a joke though.  *_*