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I've had a great idea: If everyone who visits WinCustomize buys me a subscription it will solve everyone's problems. WinCustomize will have all the money it needs, and when a freak transporter accident catapults me to the year 2264 I'll still be subscribed!
If the symmetry were anymore perfect you would think this idea came from the universe itself.
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Fuzzy, just relax, with a nice warm bowl of Plomeek soup
My idea was to get Hef to tie an annual Playboy subscription to every WC sub for an extra five bucks, to make it more 'attractive' to regular WCers and fly-by skin hunters alike. Just think of all the benifits; like great articles for when the forums are slow; ideas for new talking pieces when you've got nothing else to say; and numerous Photoshopping opportunities for those with a penchant for putting peoples heads on other peoples bodies.
Oh, and for the girls, a sub to Playgirl... just in case Better Homes and Gardens is a little tame.
I had thought about asking Larry Flynt if he'd tie a Hustler sub to each WC sub, but he's too busy sucking up to the US Congress for an 'Adult Industry' bailout package and would probably cry "poor" anyhow.
Alternatively, we could always ask the 'Witnesses' if they'd do a special edition of 'Watchtower' for skinners. 
THE PEOPLE VERSUS LARRY FLYNT!
subscripton to high times???.. to get the creativity started 
i know Night Train would love that 
Alas, your time among humans has left your logic seriously flawed. As it must have been a slingshot around the sun that landed you in our time, I must assume your ship was destroyed, leaving you stranded here.
The transporter Technical Manual claims that the devices transport objects in real time, accurate to the quantum level. The Heisenberg compensators, while removing uncertainty from the subatomic measurements, making transporter travel feasible, would not allow for such a freak accident...and if removed would most certainly leave your subatomic particles scattered across several quadrants. Add to this the fact that in August 2008, physicist Michio Kaku predicted in Discovery Channel Magazine that a teleportation device similar to what you are accustomed to will not be invented for at least 100 years, I would say that even with your Vulcan physiology, even you will not survive another 100 years. So purchasing you these 'future' subscriptions would be pointless.
However, purchasing them for ME would not be pointless as the little man that lives in my thumb informs me that I am immortal and will live forever and ever and ever. And he's never wrong, cause he also told me that Stevie Nicks is secretly infatuated with me and everyone knows that that is true because you can see her confessing it in a subliminal message after every episode of Top Chef.
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