Hey, you girls... my shrink would like to speak with you... BOTH of you. 

ROFL lol  i am hiding

I HATE shrinks HATE HATE HATE them, and did I mention I HATE them?

AHAHAHAHA, I must clearly, ummm.. stay FAR FAR away from shrinks, I feel the the same way about shrinks, as starkers does about bankers

HAHAHAHAHAEHEHE

 We need more fart pics!!

Don't like 'em much myself.

And mine is much of a "patient heal thyself' type.  He keeps asking me what I want from the sessions/where I see myself later on. 

I keep telling him: "How the f**k would I know, I'm the mad one here... besides, that's wot you're getting paid for!"

LOL   they truly do suck though, and most of them are insane themselves, seriously, being in one of their offices is like 'Back away slowly now, and run OUT the door as fast as you can!'

Your time will come. Now, I am miserable. If I shopped you now, you'd never speak to me again.

Only one more day of work then I can rest. Please, G-d ....not too many people today. Please.

If you haven't had the privilege to see the amazing Mr. Methane then you're certainly in for a treat.

oh no!!! my knees are knocking

Crikey Doc, you don't know what pain is until you have 4 abcyssed[I can't spell it, plus I CANNOT SEE] teeth at once as I do now, and I can't see out of my right eye, tis totally shut and my face is so swollen, feels horrible, like razor blades slicing my gums, and so much pressure that my brain will crush, but what can I do lol, just keep on posting

Oh AND the flu too LOL

Ouch, starkers had an abscess under the chin  it got so bad that he was talking through his teeth, he had to go to the hospital to have it operated on and while he was under anaesthetic he had to have a tooth out

I have to as well, but I don't go out, never mind dear, oneday I'll get out and try and get myself fixed up BUT.. I don't wanna talk about it, I just got scared being on my own and feeling this crook, if I keep thinking about it, it will get worse, so I must read some jokes or look at more funny pics from mrs starkers

LOL Now THAT'S what I like to see, I'm gonna go find some

PS It's good being here with you guys, and not by myself, I hate being home by myself hehe

I guess he farts with love

LOL It's too CUTE!!! I love it!!