Sexy messages

On Tshirts

from JoeUser Forums
so as promised in my previous 2 articles, here is the list people...myself, my room mate and our friends sat in our room yesterday and brainstormed(lol) for abt 3 hrs and came up with these messages...yesterday was sunday and so we could spend some time on this..and i had already informed my friends abt the idea and so my friends came armed with a few messages already....i doubt that they got the i/ps from their bfs as well....

whats more, 2 of my friends decided to join me in wearing tshirts with these messages....cooll aint it....but my room mate refused saying that her bf would not like it....men...aaaggghh...anyway, here is the list...as i said, most of it is from the i/p of my friends, so if anything is bad or familiar,..well...blame my friends....

1. wine them, dine them, sixty nine them...

2. wanna hump

3. save a virgin, do me instead

4. just got laid

5. mean people suck, nice people swallow

6. Male slots inside

7. Have your cake and eat it too

8. Not just any cock 'n bull story will do

9. Go'n down under

10. Rode hard and put away wet

11. No dicks,all Chicks,and full of tricks

12. an arrow pointing up (towards the head/face) and underneath it says "Hey, I'm up here!" (Directs men's gazes from the breasts to the face.)

13. Hot Babes-Hard on a man

14. Find them hot-Leave them wet

15. We Like It In The Bottom

16. You are what you eat, you could be me by morning!

17. Don't make him your cowboy til you see how he rides!

u r free to post ur views, comments and more messages people...


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
One I used to have said:

MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER

I wonder where that t-shirt dissapeared too...
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
A friend of mine had this horrible extra large t-shirt that said "Drunk girls think i'm hot..."
He made me wear it once, aaaggghhhh, what a shame!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
good one shovel.....island, u poor gal...i guess it is better that we chose the caption ourselves and wear them rather than others giving it to us...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
you should probably have flagged this as adult content Manya.

I've seen t-shirts similar to 3, 4, 9, 12. But I often go out in Essex!

Paul.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
i am not too sure abt that solitair...it is all just fun i guess....nothing serious being said here....i love to wear such tshirts...we gals are planning to raise a storm over here in our place by wearing such tshirts....
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I did say probably as I don't really know.

Remember that there are likely to be children on the site, and that there are many cultures present. The rule of thumb is to mark as adult content anything that may offend or is inappropriate for children. It;s also others peoples children and what they consider inappropriate in their culture that matters. Some of the t-shirt captions are pretty suggestive and would be likely to upset parents if their kids started asking what they meant!

There are laws in the US that the site owners must abide to and child access to adult content is a serious issue. Sites can be closed down for failing to comply with such legislation. You wouldn't want someone sueing JowUser or the site shut because you weren't sure if something was adult or not would you? Play safe and just mark anything you're unsure of as adult, even if in your culture it would not be considered a problem. That way you'll never accidently offend someone!



Paul.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Other T-shirts I've seen recently ...

- arrows and bullseyes marking Erogenous Zones.
- a deep cut between the breasts titled 'come here'
- tiny writing across the breasts saying 'I can't believe you're actually reading this. Look at my huge breasts!' (I fell for that one!)
- picture of a large cockerel labelled 'if you think this is big I've got a surprise for you' (on a bloke)
- picture of a cute kitten in need labelled 'my pussy needs attention' (lots of variations on this topic)

Such t-shirts (more proper going out clubbing tops actually) are very common in England and you'll often see blokes or girls wearing them out in nightclubs.

Paul.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
paul, i will take ur advice....u sound right....will do it from now on...

as for the captions, thats too cool...none of us never even thought of something even close to what u said...we could use a lot of captions which u have mentioned...we are in the process of finding out which ones to put on our tshirts...will let u people know...paul, i might use some of ur captuions...hope they r not copyrighted...lol...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
My personal favorite is "I never went to bed with an ugly women...Woke up with a few though"
Feel free to change around for girls shirts of course
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Feel free to use them. They're not mine, just captions I saw on other t-shirts. So long as you're not selling the t-shirts you make then there should be no need to check copyright. There are many variations on some of those captions.

Paul
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks solitair, i would love to use them...i am sure i would be using a few of those in my tshirts...cant wait....
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks manopeace....but i guess u hold the copyrights for that...lol...
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Please remember the "no personal attack" rule.  Manopeace, if you don't like this blog, please don't read it.  Manya, if you don't like a comment, you can delete it on your own article, but please don't start flame wars.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
yes karma, i got that...but a few people in here start a debate if i delete a comment...thats why i thought of replying to a comment rather than deleting it...anyway, i will do as u say from now on...u have been good and right to me....so i will do the same karma...
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw a shirt once that almost made me drive into a tree because i was laughing so freaking hard... It said
"I've never had a ten, but i fucked five twos once"

I was at coffee a few days ago and this girl came in with a shirt that said
"i'm here about the blowjob"

I am a big fan of offensive t-shirts...I have quite a collection. My favorite one says...
"Guess how many donuts i can fit on my dick"
I always forget i'm wearing it and people always guess!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
good one there thatone...i guess i could use some of that which u have mentioned....
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a black one that my goth son gave me....it says, "Oh crap...you're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?"