by upset senior

citizens saving for

supplies of prunejuice

to irrigate colons

clogged by years

of bacon breakfasts

fried eggs and

hash browns w/gravy

which will be

largely methane producing

culminating in a

potpouri calming lavender

extravaganza sale for

retirement villages and

seniors everywhere rejoiced

because their prunejuice

was reduced to

thick black sludge

after drinking it

through clogged straws

some tried infusion

with a nasal

spray, even enemas

and yet failed

to achieve nirvana