constantly breaking wind

causing tropical cyclones

though somewhat odourous

smelling of methane

with a twinge

of rotten eggs

and curried cabbage

fetted by copious

amounts of ale

rinsing out underwear

of odious skidmarks

to color beer

Bright green for

climbed a tree

for a banana

a chimp stole

from a bunch

of teenage delinquents

with sexual deviances

that include everyone

apart from nuns  

on the run

except non-virginal ones

she was broke 

and couldn't afford