in a rowboat

under the sea

in the octopusses

garden playing with

one armed mermaids

and one-armed bandits

with enormous feet

running very slowly

while scratching their

elongated blood engorged

pectoral and caudal

muscles with sandpaper

while they look

nonchalantly at his

three toed feet

and notice the

upturned claws on

his peculiar pecker.

capable of grappling

with hairy wrestlers

any tall building

with strip-club basements

and assorted fun/rides

with stomach-churning gyrations

and brightly lit