My plan??  Um, let's see... um. 'ow about I sits beside tha pool sippin' peach iced teas while tha crew goes out scuttling bankers and bringing us back thur booty???

Aye...and while you be's sittin' by the pool on the poop deck and the occifer in charge of the enter...enter...I can't say entertainment, it's too big for my face and it comes out funny, of the good stuff aim's 'er cannons to take out the banker stronghold keep in mind that most will try to parley for their booties. Take the booties and chuck 'em to the fishes. Sound like a plan??

If'n us chucks them thar banker t' tha fishus, do us 'ave ter wurry 'bout them thar enviro mental folks complainin' that us've pois'ned tha damned oschun n' tha fishus wot swims in it???

WHAT.

whats what?

iDUNNO DOYOU

wassamattur... don't ye understand plain Pirate?

Not enough Long John Silver and too much Johnny Depp, eh???

Would a pirate dickshunary 'elp any???

Wow how can you speak like that Are there any rules

I'll take that dick book

I dunno, do it sound like I 'aves an anchor in me mouth?

Only for bankers when they walk the plank... they gotta say "aarrgghhh'  But if there were any other rules, would you break them?

Now is that the one on how Richard Nixon got the nick, Tricky Dicky... or the "Layman's Guide to Male Anatomy" ?????

As truly amazing as they sound, the dickshun will suffice.

Pirate talk as a 3rd language. How cool would that be on a resume

Now would that be a pirate dickshunary or a Zubish one?  I hear the Zubish one is cheaper.

And on that resume, would you state that you could shoot a charging banker at 50 paces with a cannon... while 3 parts sozzled on rum and blindfolded?

I'll take both,need all the help I can get...

As for shooting my cannons,uhmm, let's keep that our little secret..... ok

Better be quick 'cause them whicks is sure funny when it comes to gettin' wet. Try using BAR...that'll stop 'em dead in their bankertracks. If that don't work you can always nuke 'em or call up the Duke...he knows how to handle recalcitrant money grubbers. He just points his model 1911 .44 magnum long barrel and a high velocity depleted uranium dumdum projectile whooooshes out and vaporizes all and sundry. Best to lure them banker numbnuts away from innocent civilians first I think. Don't want any collateral damage not to mention them thar lawyer folk descendin' on us an' suin' fer pollutin' the eviro-ment

Now would you be firing powder puffs or something harder at me?  If it's something a little harder, can I order a sponge cake with whipped cream and a capuccino with chocky sprinkles on top???

Only if your plannin on sharing that thar booty

A little bit of everything aye?  Or is it alot?

Um, polluting the enviro-ment?  Dontcha think recalcitrant, money grabbing bankers and their lawyers do enough of a hatchet job on that... without our intervention?

Now wot booty would that thar be?

Tha stuff wot us oughter recover frum them thar bankers... or wot I got hid under me hammock?

Call me a wild and crazy gal but I'll take door number 2.   You wouldn't hold that against me now would you

Are you asking if I have a beautiful body?

If so, that would depend... are you a whale lover?

The reason I ask is that I was on the beach sunbaking once, and a team from Seaworld turned up and tried to un-beach me, would you believe???

Are you saying we'd have a whale of a time

I'm going back to watching Moby Dick. Who's got the popcorn  

never did learn to speak pirate colorful langusge

all i know is avast me hearties   not much of a pirate im afraid i leave it you starkers

sorry guys forums giving me trouble today