Don't you think we should blame the cook as well.... for overloading the recipe with baked beans AND curried cabbage?

Absolutely! Them baked beans, beans being known as musical fruit, with that really thick coat of honey mustard and BBQ stuffed with chili peppers the kind with a kick like a supernova that leaves multi-colored rings that expand at half the speed of light and envelope the curried cabbage patch and renders them for 26.5 hours until the stink has been reduced to a shadow of it's former self.

How's that

It'd be alright, but don't you think the solar winds would exacerbate the stench and have it blowing in an Earth-bound direction?

Indeed and wouldn't that burn one's ass-teroids?

Right down to their nether regions?

Nether regions, eh... would they otherwise be known as 'wedding tackle'???

Tackle in football means covereing up nether and all ether parts, wonder how hot it gets under there

IROKONESS...are you sure you'd like to know.

Rumor has it...i shall not mention the source *...that it is akin to well aged curried cabbage minis.

*...it was starkers...shhh...don't tell nobody

Why, don't you think she has a right to know... like in Winter, and whether or not hubby wearing a jockstrap will warm thing up prior to proceedings???????

Well when you put it that way Uvah, maybe they shower and then I wonder

(Like that right to know vote Starkers )

What I wanna know is when footballers are all together in the shower after a game - and the adrenalin is still pumping - do they get the ball-boy to pick up the soap when its dropped, or do they risk it themselves???

How can I apply to be a ball-girl

Hmmm, to be a ballgirl?  Can you run the full length of a football field?  Could you keep up with the game during play? 

And can you handle large, heavy balls????

I don't run anymore, I just let myself get tackled.,,   I could keep it up during during play...    Heavy balls are the best,,,  How you say, the bigger they are, the slower they are.  Am I elegible

That's handy to know... I get pupffed chasing a snail.

Well you got one up on me.... if I get picked for the team.

Dunno 'bout that.... cos when I had mumps!

Well I'm a big boy... so if I don't tackle you, I'm an easy target.

OK, so if we make you eligible, will you pick up the soap... and do you do back washes???

AYE AYE. I will do my best to do my duty in times of Need. Did I mention I give triple A massages

Did you know that I have a sore neck and back so could use one of those..... ALL over???

 Hehe, with talk like this, do you think we have tongues wagging?

Oh, and another thought: Do you think with all our displeasured taslk about bankers, there'd be any here at WC who'd be game to admit they are?

I would think that depends on how ballsy the bankers are?

 Well, what with us being on the other side of the planet from each other, let's keep dancin

Wagging, indeed. Nyuk Nyuk (all for fun) 

Thought of that before,,,,2 words,,,I wouldn't

But for you a Special Massage Starkers :karma:

Other side of the planet, different planet, I'd dance with you any time IROKONESS.... you're great people.

Now, that Triple A massage?  Would that be with both hands or just the one... just in case you need the other to hose me down with cold water?

I would never hose you down with cold water, you wouldn't need it.  

Unless of course you had eaten some, you know what, but would you be able to blame a poor soul, I ask you

Well that's nice to know... tho I'm not so sure about NOT needing it.   Last time I looked I was a male with red blood flowing through my veins... tho I'm not so sure it still flows.. ahem... down there.   Haven't had to take any cold showers lately... and mrs starkers hasn't has to gimme a whack with a cold spoon, either, so I reckon we're probably safe there.

So, if I was getting a Triple A Massage and 'something' I'd eaten was under imminent release, do you have any despicable neighbours you'd like me to visit for the 'occasion'???

I have some in mind and since their all in one country only one time would do the thang,wouldn't it

 But what about my budz?

So what you're saying is that if I have a double helping of curried cabbage and seconds, I'd get them all?

Would inviting them all around to your place and taping up the cracks in window and doors do the trick?

Oh, and to ensure all the despicables get FULL potency, could we not call an urgent meeting in the townhall, your budz are all back at your place, and I let a 'bark' rip into the intake of the air-con unit??

You truly are a Bud, aren't you

Set sail Cap'n and I'll batten down the hatches or my place anyway!!!