Do you believe the moon is Madoff green cheese? 

double post 

Not any more... could the man in the moon have eaten it all?

If he did that, the moon would invisible, do you want that?

If the moon was invisible how would you shoot one?

Does the Invisible Man have an invisible moon?

Of course, but if it were Starkers you would know he was there wouldn't you?

Wouldn't he need to be be near an open flame?

Nope!  But if I were invisible, don't you think the sound of my curried cabbage barks would give me away?

Perhaps, but if one can hear out of only one ear, then the odds of finding you would be rduced to half, don't you think?

There's not much to think about, is there?

Sometimes not, but does that mean the brain isn't working?

Why do you think not thinking means that brain isn't working?

If Starkers barks in the forest and no one is there to hear it.............. will the vegetation still turn brown?

Sure, doesn't the wallpaper peel?

What wallpaper?

The wallpaper where the walls used to be before the cabbage bark?

Or the holes where the walls used to be?

Couldn't it be somewhere else?

Or the pit where the house used to be?

Couldn't you just follow your nose?

Doesn't one always follow one's nose?

How can you not follow your nose? Do you walk sideways or backwards?

I've seen some walking sideways, but wouldn't people with large appendages have difficulty getting sideways into the cinema?

Are we still talking about noses?

Why wouldn't we be?  And if we're not, what else would it be?