And have you loosened your collar?

Do you need the oxygen mask yet?

Has your implant gone into hyperdrive yet or is it stll at warpspeed factor 5?

Don't wanna know... I was only asking.

Hey IROKONESS, has the promotion tickled your fancy or is that the champagne bubbles?

BTW, congrats on your promotion.

A bit over the top aye?  I had a couple but mostly high on life.    Great fun.

And thanks starkers.

I don't do warpspeed anymore. That is so archaic. I do the Slip stream. This way I can 'surf' all the way to the far side of nowhere and back again without leaving my seat and do it in less time than it takes to wag a gerbil's tail three times.

Did ya get it? Gerbil's tail ......

You are more than welcome m' dear.

Do you realise that a gerbil's tail has no bone in it whatsoever, and therefore it cannot wag its tail?

 I should have said three shakes of a gerbil's tail.

How many politicians does it take to screw up a light bulb?

Don't politicians screw up everything?

Will politicians learn to screw down everything after they screw up everything?

More to the point, have they learned to use left-handed screwdrivers?

Or 2 at the same time?

Well now isn't that the saddest thing .  They've got a pretty good whistler though.................

Don't you think politicians would have to have 2.... well they couldn't be that silly pulling one, could they?

And do they get them out more ofter during mating season?

Do they whistle while they diddle as the politicians pull left handed screwdrivers down around their middle?

If politicians whistle while they diddle, could you count that as our being serenaded while they right royally screw us?

I'm going to invent a screw reverser and send it off to all the politicians in the world so that every time they try to screw us it'll turn on 'em and screw them right up the proverbial kiester.

And would that come with or without lubricant?

Without the lubricant of course. Should i throw in some coarse grained sand too?

Or how about a lubricant laced with itching powder and coarse metal filings??

With bits of a razor's edge to add texture?

Would that hurt as much as a rectal thermometer snapping off inside?

I certainly hope so. If not we can throw in an enema powered by super wind turbine with a very narrow hose.

Being they're so full of 'it', wouldn't it take an extraordinarily brave person to give a politician an enema?

Well ... the Republicans have their Donkeys and the Democrats have their elephants, or is it the other way around, any way ... the elephants can use their long trunks and blow it up the politician's butt and the donkey is a natural born jackass so, what else is there?

Being donkeys and politicians are natural born jackasses, they'd have to be genetically related, wouldn't they?

But don't donkeys actually work for a living?

Wow. Hadn't thought of that. I apologize to the donkeys, but not to the jackasses who sniff up elephant butts?

If you get a photo of a jackass politician sniffing an elephant's butt, do you keep it for blackmailing purposes or embarrass the crap out of him by publishing it in the paper for all to see?