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This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Cause I don't do jam. I like jelly with my peanut butter. Can I give it to someone else?
If somebody you knew was doing time, would you give them a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a file in it?
And would you do it willingly if they promised to share their stash of loot upon release?
What are you trying to say, that those greedy effing bankers got to it first?
Greedy effing bankers can't get to my stash. Its stashed. Ha ha ha ha. Now if I could just remember where......???
Now that's plain silly, how can you smoke a stash that's all coins?
Now you wouldn't be talking about a money stash, would you?
If you smoke the stash does the DEP think less of you or more for getting to the 'high' ground first?
If a sewage main burst outside your house, would you head for high ground first... or try plugging it with a banker?
Plugging it with a banker would only hasten the stink. Maybe shoving his boss ass first into it would work?
So what you're sayin' is that all bank bosses should be sat atop a geyser of sh!it? 
Did you know that Kevin Bloody Wilson (an Aussie) coined the phrase, DILLIGAF?
And being the irreverent bastard that he is, did you know that his version did not end with fudge? 
Am I supposed to bite or should I wait for somebody else to ask you to spell it out?
Oh, and do you have a parachute for just in case the FF comes unstuck? 
Do I look like I give 2 flyin' f***s. A variation on a theme. And should the FF come unstuck do you want the parachute repacked?
Could a FF be one that's at the top of the stair, and when the banister breaks you finish her off in mid-air?
And would a parachute open in time or would you just break your fall with a large thud at the bottom?
Which brings me to a question: are you scared of the fall or the sudden stop at the end?
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