[quote]And while you'e down there... would you tie my shoelaces??

Color me there:karma: Anything else you need while I'm down there    

A peticure would be nice but ..... um, like..... do you do massage... um.... aching feet???

Not me, but can you see your feet?

So what you're saying here is... you can't see your feet, either???

Would you believe the last time I saw my feet was when Vesuvius erupted???  (well it feels that way)

Did you say Vesuvius erupted or starkerius erupted?

Would you believe that I don't erupt... that I have gastronomic disturbances of seismic proportions????

You have seismic activity due to the fault line running down your bumb, right?  Some call it ass-fault

Would you believe I once thought my bum was broken because I have a crack in it???

If you constantly look at bums, are you a crack addict?

why do so many crack addicts hang out in strip clubs?

Would you see a lot of crack at strip clubs... or do they keep it under the counter??

They swing it around a pole don't they?

Now would that be a customer's pole or the one on stage???

That would depend on the luck of the customer either way, wouldn't it?

If a stripper gave a strip club patron a lap dance, would it also be considered a 'pole' dance????

Did the MayPole Dance get its start that way

Is a MayPole what a Taurean gets when he gets aroused???

Is that a tentpole under the covers

And if so, are you going camping??

Are you camping at Club Morning Wood?

If you own a forest do you proudly announce that you have large a wood???

....or do you take Viagra at bedtime to keep from rolling out of bed?

oops,did I type that out loud?

Hey Randy!

Is that like a kick stand?

Hey Ed!

 Better a kickstand than a scratching post for our cats,don't you think?

Wouldn't you agree it's better to have a scrathing post for our cats than have them claw our poles???