Financial advice in these trying times
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Just a little light hearty take on the current financial woes. Enjoy, this maybe the only chance you have to laugh. 
How you could have investested $1,000.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you wouldl have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum
cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American. 
Nice one Philly!
Funny. The beer thingy 401-Keg doesn't work for me because I don't drink em. 
