I Hate days like this!

every morning, i open impulse looking for updates to certain stardock apps. today was another one of those days that there weren't any updates. darn it! they should release an update every day even if there isn't anything new added or updated to/in the previous version of the app. just change the build number and i'll be happy. i'll think i have something new, anyway. i'll be swearing the new features kick ass even though no new features were added! LOL

 

maybe i'm just bored :grin:

 

ok, it's time to order some :pizza:

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:rofl:  \o/

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ok, it's time to order some
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:pizza:  .....what? ......looks like a serious acne problem you have there....;)

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i know what you mean snidely i do the same here on WC love it when i download something new \o/

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every morning, i open impulse looking for updates to certain stardock apps. today was another one of those days that there weren't any updates. darn it!
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Yup, It's a crying shame orright... with such a shiny new piece of technology such as Impulse, you'd think they'd at least put something up on a daily basis to show it off... even if it were just pictures of Stardock staffers wearing their tinfoil hats.

Come to think of it, which I do, where are the tinfoil hats we were promised... the ones that are supposed to protect us from government conspiracies, the Joe User Political Filter and alien probes?  Surely they've had more than enough by now time to have perfected them and have them available for download. And yeah, being those aliens are sneaky buggers if they can't read your mind through your tinfoil hat, a welcome addition to the technology would be tinfoil drawers for that 'other' probe.

Personally, I'd like to see an update to fences... higher fences to keep out the kangaroos... not to mention Google ads and data miners, spyware and those Homeland Security bots.  I'm working on a curried cabbage methane project as an alternative fuel source and don't want them getting the idea I'm bomb building or anything.

O:) :-" ;P

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no better feelin than downloadin a new toy. Ok well no better felling cept, helpin folks resolve issues, bringing a new skinner or skin user in to the community, being part of a great community like WC.. ok so dl's are only part of the picture.. but a integral part of the picture none the less. Speaking of pictures, I have some of certain staff in tin foil hats, that were used to keep mind control out. I would have worn one, but then it would have been a waste of a hat.. um where was I going with this?...what was the question?......ooooh a new DL..

 

 

**wanders off, to grab the new download***

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Speaking of pictures, I have some of certain staff in tin foil hats, that were used to keep mind control out. I would have worn one, but then it would have been a waste of a hat..
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Well I certainly wear one, and it's not a waste... got too many secrets to keep from Stardock... and if they're wearing them as well there's less likelyhood of 'em ever finding out that I still got a copy of StyleXP, or that I'm playing around with a circular dock from another company. :X

Oi, HG, I know you're a Wizop n' all, but this is just between you and I OK!!! O:)

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there needs to be a full-time psychiatrist employed by stardock to monitor these forums and administer professional advice/help when needed. if such a position is filled, some of you guys would be on the short list of people needing immediate help.

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there needs to be a full-time psychiatrist employed by stardock to monitor these forums and administer professional advice/help when needed. if such a position is filled, some of you guys would be on the short list of people needing immediate help.
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What d'yer mean.. on the 'short list'???  If that position is filled, I no doubt would be at the very top of that list...in bold type to ensure I am not missed. O:) :P :w00t: ;P

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on one front, it's going to be a bad day since there are no updates on impulse.

on a second front, it's a good day because i don't see my name in the obituary column of the local newspaper

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on one front, it's going to be a bad day since there are no updates on impulse.

on a second front, it's a good day because i don't see my name in the obituary column of the local newspaper
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And on the third front, your doctor has confirmed your pregnancy test came back negative...  :-"

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Oi, HG, I know you're a Wizop n' all, but this is just between you and I OK!
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like id remember it long enough to tell anyo..... oooohhh pizza  ...... /me wanders off..

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like id remember it long enough to tell anyo..... oooohhh pizza ...... HG_Eliminator wanders off..
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Good bloke.... now that's the spirit.  Come to think of it, which I do, I've even forgotten what I... er, what was it again?

And you're right, ID, there's a conspiracy orright!  The last thing I remember is somebody saying to watch the watch, watching it sway from side to side a vaguely hearing something about StyleX.... something and docks something... er, um.... and waking up in front of my PC/keyboard writing.... er, something I can't recall.  That's right, somebody hypnotised me to say Style... uh, something or other and.... oh bugger, it beats me.

Oh how I hate days like this.... O:)

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Bastard stole my hat!

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Bastard stole my hat!
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Not to worry, Stardock should have some more available for download real soon now. O:)

And looking at all that clutter, looks like he stole yer desk as well. ;P

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He's sending but look who's receiving!

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on a second front, it's a good day because i don't see my name in the obituary column of the local newspaper
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Technically, you would never see your name in the obituary column...unless you were Steve Jobs

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it's a good day because i don't see my name in the obituary column of the local newspaper
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    ^^^^^^ old Red Skelton joke. Red was the funniest man to walk the planet. i was blessed to see Red perform in person before his passing. i've never laughed so hard in my life.

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loved Red Skelton was never able to see him in person but my parents and i never missed his show :rofl:

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i want a tinfoil hat! :D

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i want a tinfoil hat!
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And so do a lot of others!  I in fact emailed Stardock support to see what was going on with the tin foil hat downloads, but they denied any knowledge of any tinfoil hats, which suggests a major conspiracy and coverup.  I saw photos of Island Dog and Brad Wardell wearing those very tinfoil hats they have denied exist.... so something fishy's going on.

Now we know that Stardock recently partnered up with Microsoft and Corel, just to name a couple... but who's to say they haven't partnered with the government and offered it the JU political filter technology to keep an eye on voters and cover their arses in the upcoming election??????

Me thinks this is a job for Mulder and Scully... so if anyone in the US knows how to contact them, please do so with the greatest of urgency... it could be a matter of life or... McCain and Obama.

And there's still no available downloads on Impulse, which strongly suggests something is afoot at Stardock... putting everything else on hold so they can devote all their resources and energies to to gov't, perhaps????

;P :-" O:)

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oh darn! it's another bad day in paradise  :'( LOL

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oh darn! it's another bad day in paradise
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Yes, it is rather gloomy in Impulse.... might fly over to SDC and see if it's any sunnier there. :-"