ED Sufferers Unite

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Now because this thread does not discriminate, you do not have to suffer Erectile Dysfuntion to qualify for support... nor do you have to be male.

You could suffer with any of the following....

Elbow Dysfunction.

Enlarged DroopingEarlobes.

Extra digits.

Erogenous Dyslexia.

Episodal Dysenetery.

Erratic Dexterity.

Erronous Dyspepsia.

Erotic Daydreams.

Elementary Doodling.

Enema Distress

Epic Delusions.

Elongated Delinquency.

Enhanced Drawl...

or any othe ED affliction not listed here, please post and we'll do what we can to help and make you laugh.

As they say, laughter is the best medicine, and I'm sure our resident Dr JO will do his best to tickle you funny bone if there is no cure.

So come one and all, lets make the ED sufferers world a happier place. :) ;P

 

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Enlarged Earlobes.
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Hey Starkers, this should be listed under EE afflictions.

Emphatic Displeasure

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I suffer from ED too.... ;P

Extra Detention at school and Energy Deficiency during homework :-"

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I've got a case of Extra Dumb ;)

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Quoting messiah1, reply 3
I've got a case of Extra Dumb
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Not to mention Excellent Dock-creator :thumbsup:

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I'm afflicted with Extraordinary Demeaner :sun:

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Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE?

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Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE?
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I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants. XD

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No, it would be Erroneous Dysentery.

My FF3 is misbehaving....you guessed it:

welllll...............phonetically it's close, right?

:waaaa:

There you go, Starkers! Just got home from visiting the kidz, and here you are drumming up business for me!

Love ya, mate!

Recent Pic of (R to L) Starkers, 'is Missus and Dr. J.

 

 

 

Reply #9 Top

Umm you got a big one, that is not a No 10 Swann - Morton blade.

 

Everyone has ED, effluent discharge and a bad design that too - running toxic discharge pipelines through recreation zones.

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Obviously, I suffer from Egregious Doodling.

:waaaa:

 

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Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE?



I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants.
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 OR

 

Efficient Drainage 8C

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extraneously difficult

 

and

extremely deranged

 

 

 

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Quoting 2of3, reply 11
Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE? I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants.
 
 OR
 
Efficient Drainage
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Could this be a result of Enema Distress :puke:

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Hey Starkers, this should be listed under EE afflictions.
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Yeah... but it was code for Enlarged D!#K.  Oh, but then that wouldn't come under ED, would it? :blush:

 

[quote]Extra Detention at school and Energy Deficiency during homework[/quote

 

Well Pixeleo, the cure for that is actually quite simple.... go to sleep when you get to bed. Then you won't be falling asleep in class, dreaming about girls and talking in your sleep.  I'm sure the commentary is very interesting, but the teacher wouldn't think so, thus the detention... for disrupting class.

                                                                ;P

 

I've got a case of Extra Dumb
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I married one of those once... the only smart thing she ever did was accept the one-way fare when she said she was leaving.

**** I wasn't to know she actually meant leaving for the shops. O:) Oh well****

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I'm afflicted with Extraordinary Demeaner
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I had one of those once, but it shrunk in the wash, and ma handed it down to my younger brother. :|

 

Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE?
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Yep.... and Extremely Diluted, so one would have a double dose of ED... which could possibly result in PP  (poopy Pants) :(O

 

a bad design that too - running toxic discharge pipelines through recreation zones.
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Not exactly in keeping with the topic, but I agree with you... definitely flawed by an Errant Design. ;P

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Obviously, I suffer from Egregious Doodling.
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I had that affliction, but my doodle came down with Erratic Dexterity and now I just scribble. O:)

 

 

Wouldn't diarrhea be EFFLUENT DISCHARGE?



I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants.



OR



Efficient Drainage
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Actually, it would be more like ExtraOverlyEfficient Darainage. 8(|

Oh, and I'm just wondering, do the Borg have special implants for such things... like a colon gasket or something??? ;P

 

extraneously difficult



and

extremely deranged
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You're not on your Pat Malone (own) there.... I've been called those many a time.   And they say where there's smoke there's fire...

Aw my gawd, I'm literally riddled with ED. Oi Doc, quick doc, I need a pill... blue one, green one, pink one, I don't care... JUST GIMME THA DAMNED PILL!!! :P ;P :grin:

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Oh, I almost forgot... at my ED group therapy last night... a monk got up and told us he that was suffering with Ecclesiastical Disassociation.  

Apparently, he was up for Extreme Disciplinary measures and was excommunicated for not having the other ED with a nun, so now he is also suffering the Excommunication Doldrums and is missing his fellow friars, his hard bunk, cold showers and the meagre diet of bread and water... not to mention the daily self-flagellation for Endemic Drunkeness in the wine cellar.

;P :d :P

 

 

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Slow down starkers, this is Excesive Documentation.

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Slow down starkers, this is Excesive Documentation.
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Slow Down?  I can't slow down.... I'm suffering with Epedemic Documentation and it's out of control....

Where's the darned doc when I need him... WITH MY DAMNED PILLS???? :w00t:

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Eccentric Deviations

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Eccentric Deviations
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I hope you're getting therapy for those... I've heard they can lead to all sorts of social problems. I once read of a cross-dresser who went to a mens only club and gave the doorman an Epelectic Disturbance when he lifted his dress to prove he met the criteria.

:(O ;)

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Erronious Dexterity , I'm a klutz! :waaaa:

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Erronious Dexterity , I'm a klutz!
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Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Reppiks, Erronious Dexterity is a physical condition and doeth not make one a klutz. Yes, it starts in the brain, which sends confusing signals so the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing, but it is NOT a mental disorder, such as Erronious Disposition, which causes sufferers to behave in a klutz-like manner.

Tying the hands together, so the left hand knows what the right is doing, has been proposed as a workaround until a cure for Erronious Dexterity is found.  However, testers of this workaround found it Extremely Difficult to manage and went back to coping with roamin' hands and rushin' fingers.

;P

On another note!  A very disappointed member of our ED group therapy sessions was sobbing last night because he mistakely thought he no longer needed 'those' little blue pills for his ED affliction. Apparently he now has the occasional EED (Embellished Elevated Dongle), but his doctor dismissed it as a message from the brain to remind him to go to the toilet... because he also has Emptimemoratic Disorder and sometimes forgets.

:O ;P

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Starkers you are Exclusively Disfunctional

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Starkers you are Exclusively Disfunctional
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That's right, Skinhit, heap another form of ED on me... like I ain't got a host of 'em already!  :w00t: ;P :P :grin:

 

Hey Doc, I've just been diagnosed with another effing disorder...  now where's my damned pills??? o_O

 

Oh yeah, I just got a call from the secretary ogf my ED therapy group... about a member of a sister group who will be joining ours as of tonight.

Apparently his ED group had a jealousy vote and told him that Erectile Duplication was NOT on their agenda and he would not be welcome at any more of their sessions.

                                                             :O