The end of the toilet paper roll

from JoeUser Forums
Eeeewwww! How i hate it when someone finishes the toilet paper roll and leaves the place without replacing it with a new one. I mean what's so hard about saying, 'guys no more toilet paper! you should buy some otherwise you can use one of the banana leaves from the garden!'

I hate to pee n realize that Yikes! toilet paper no more! So i remain seated on the toilet, waiting for the pee to dry (berk! disgusting), and boiling with anger against the moron who was there and used the last piece of toilet paper, and thanking god i didnt need to take a shit!

And next thing i have to waddle my way to wherever i need to go because i hate walking in wet pants.

So please! to whoever is out there and hear my cries: REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED IT!!!!!!

Thank you ladies n gentlemen, thank you......

PS, dont worry i also told the people around here too but now they all send me dodgy looks, and laugh slowly when they look my way....Mmmh.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, when you have little kids, the solution is simple . . . you loudly yell one of these two handy phrases:

"I'm stuck on the bowl with no paper on the roll!"

OR

"I need TP for my bunghole!"

Then the little slaves come running in with a nice fresh roll of toilet paper.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh the trials and tribulations of hygiene. I recently had a problem with the tube of toothpaste that sent me over the edge. I had to turn the computer back on and write a JU article in my rage.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
As andy shamlessly plugs his articles....

I hate when this happens. And you've got to do something about it otherwise, things get stinky.



Peace,

Beebes
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know Beebles! Stinky wet pants! Aaaaggghhhh! Nitemare! Lucky we are in a Halloween frenzy so awaken nightmares are pretty cool (supposedly! pffeem! stinky!)

Thank you appledong for joining forces with me in the fight against unthoughtful people who dont care if there's toothpaste or toilet paper in the house!

Heh! i dont have kids yet! but i'll remember this when i'll have children Texas Wahine;)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw gold in that toothpaste article, I'm tellin' ya!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
i hear ya
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heureusement que chez nous il y va des toilettes turques et on le fait ... à la main
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aaghhh, quelle horreure!!!!!!!!!! haha