Tired of Petty Regional empires you cannot join?

Are you concerned this factionalism distracts us from our goal? Namely subjugating the Universe. Well you can be all you can be in G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) You don't have to be from anywhere. All you have to do is want to dominate aliens and the galaxy. Ruthlessness encouraged but not required.

If Just win Baby sounds right for you, maybe you can be one of us. Sign up via the metaverse, then join us. It's that simple. It's going to be all ours in the end anyway. So get in on the ground floor. Only a few days left for our 5 evil sumbmissions senatorship offer.
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Aha!!! see you Aussies and Kiwi's already are partially converted!!! You ditched your petty regional differences and combined.

Now just come all the way and you shall have your own chapter of G.R.O.S.S.
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That can sure catch on, and not in a way that GROSS may not like. What if the regional US factions decided to unite under a single banner? Think about it, some idiot around here could try to make Vox Americanus and attempt to make an empire that would make any Euro/Aussie/Canadian/Anti-alien-in-general cringe. Ow ow ow! LOL
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Last time I checked there were a lot more people in Europe than the US.

There was an interesting statistic out last year, that Canadians waste... I mean spend more money on computer games per capita then any country in the world. I think Germany and Japan were the other two in the top 3.
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So I can sleep deeply tonight, guilt free, with the knowledge that I bought more then my fair share of that Canadian total. ;)

Elrikk

~SDC~
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Me too...

By the way, to respond to the thread.

If you have any Canadian-like habits, we'll accept you in our Empire. Like to ski or snowboard? Do you like Molson or Labatts? Hockey? Like Canadian music? Want to visit Canada? Like Bob & Doug? If you answered yes to any of the above, you're welcome to join our Empire. :-)
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We here in Canada, don't trust G.R.O.S.S. to protect what we hold dear. We do it ourselves.
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So be it. You have chosen to "Join us later". Since you're across the metaverse map from us, you still have some time left.


We here in Canada, don't trust G.R.O.S.S. to protect what we hold dear. We do it ourselves.

You mean like the Expos????
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What's that slitherin? Why I thought Gryfindor would have stomped you by now. Speaking of Trainee's. Given the heavy hitters in your empire, they must have made you the Baker?