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An Old Woman Feeding Her Cats

An Old Woman Feeding Her Cats

just not how you would expect

I recently heard a story of an old woman. She had several cats. How many, I do not recall exactly.
One day the old woman was doing her everyday activities when she had astroke. Of course there was nothing she could do. She passed out. As she lie there her cats and one dog begin starving because the woman couldn't feed them. Of course being that they are cats, one of the most fowl creatures on the planet, the little animals, not including the dog, begin to try and eat the woman. The cats actually draw blod and eat tiny parts of her body.

Well, you know a cat can't just be satisfied with what it has. The felines turn and start attacking the dog, again trying to find some food. And once again they are quite successful actually. The cats team up on the poor animal and as they try to eat it nearly kill it.

The cops eventually find the woman lieing on her floor with bite marks, scars, from the cats. The dog is too badly damaged to save so they have to put it to sleep and the only thing with the cats is that they are slightly slimmer than usual.

That's the way this old woman proved how kind she was by feeding her animals, well, maybe just her cats, even when she is incapable of controling her own body. That's what I call a loving woman right there.

I hope this has enlightened you and may all of my future articles do the same.

Merry December 22 to all and to all a good night!
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Reply #26 Top
I just moved into the 22nd place. I just hope Mad will leave me alone and stay behind me! I'm gettin' pretty nervous.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #27 Top
I've been in 21st for a while now, I should be in 20th soon

Capt. over and out!
Reply #28 Top
Well that's better than what I'm ranked Capt. Right now im 72. I have a lot of catching up to do! But I'm comming along pretty quickly. I thought it was going to be hard to get from like 700 and something to the double digets. But I guess it really wasn't that hard. Even if im not caught up to you yet im still beating zoologist! ha!

Untill next time,
~carebear~
Reply #29 Top
Well, aren't you special? I don't think you're really "catching up" with me. The rankings may say you are but the points don't.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #30 Top
Why yes, I am special! lol. I never stated that I was catching up to you either.

~carebear~
Reply #31 Top
Oh no! I have some guys trying to catch up with me...

Capt. over and out!
Reply #32 Top
I dropped to 22nd? What has happened in the time that I've been out? You know I'm going to have to make a grand comeback again if I leave for a while, right? Maybe I should post a poem and see how far it takes me...

Capt. over and out!
Reply #33 Top
Oh shoot! I've finally moved out of the twenties! I'm so proud of myself! I'm gonna have to use my GemcityJoe artcle to keep me ahead, just like this one, if I start to fall again. Hehehe! Well, for now I'm 19th. Hopefully I can get it to stay this way. We'll see. Wish me luck, if you want to.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #34 Top
Aww... The memories of battling for that top spot on the Joe Users list. Well, I'm at 50 now. So, I guess to keep my memories alive I'll do my best to write quality over quantity papers and see if I can rise to the top without being a whore (well, most of the time).

Capt. over and out!