You can always tell....

From the mouths of smacktards....

from JoeUser Forums

A quotable from work....

 

 

SGT Greywar to SPC Egregious : "Wow you look like shit today!"

 

SPC Littleboy to SGT Greywar : "So do you!"

 

SPC Egregious : "You can always tell the souless and the dishevelled ones cuz they're the Sup(ervisor)s!"

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was going to give you an "Insightful" for this, but realized I'd really be giving you points for something some other fuckstick said. But that particular fuckstick is so unusually insightful this time...

Ah, fuck it. Have an Insightful. And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"

What the hell noise does a Rhino make anyways?

Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The same noise you make as you do your situps during the PT test.
Smallboy?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
If you had been at PT today, you would've heard SPC Egregious not only explain what the fuck he was talking about, but demonstrate the noise as well.
(It's more like an elephant, really, but he says that's what a rhino sounds like in his head. And, since he used the phrase "noise like a rhino" to describe the noise a particular someone made when a particular event happened to them, that's the noise he produced for the recipients of that story. It isn't actually the noise that the particular someone made, but it's the noise many of us now associate with that act (I think).)

edit: Fuck it, Geeze gets an insightful, too. (He'd get more if he blogged.)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
The same noise you make as you do your situps during the PT test. Smallboy?


SSG Geezer gets an Inciteful for that one!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just can't imagine greywar in a disheveled uniform....

*blinding red sarcasm light on forhead: ON


Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear! Don't keep your iron in the same room, it might frighten your uniform!


I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...



I think most of our pilots were drunk or hungover most of the time, anyway.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Must have been fixed wing pilots!
If you can't hover, you're ......!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top


Reply #5 By: chiprj - 10/18/2004 9:51:36 PM
I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...


Hahahahah!!!!  Is that like 20lbs of bubblegum in a 5lb bag?


Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear! Don't keep your iron in the same room, it might frighten your uniform!


Double hahahahahaha!!!!


 

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear!

Or pick up from the floor and wear, I am not particular. They are Battle Dress Uniforms not a dress shirt for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! Fuck ironing.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Or pick up from the floor and wear, I am not particular.


Of course if you're in Korea and throw your wet BDUs down on the floor and turn it on... it's almost as good as ironing...
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Of course if you're in Korea and throw your wet BDUs down on the floor and turn it on


If it's monsoon season, just throw them on the floor and they'll become wet if they're not already........
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here is assorted rhino noises for you all. The media players are on the lower right hand side of the page.
And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"



Rhino's
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Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
omg geez!

Whassit mean when the comments are longer than the actual article?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Whassit mean when the comments are longer than the actual article?

It means you get to toss my salad.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
It means you get to toss my salad.


Wow, a trolling rating on your OWN blog......
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not the first one I assure you Check out this post and its very lengthy flame war!


I remember that one! What a tool!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

What a tool!

One can only assume you mean me.... I was fairly toolish in that one... but a tool in rare form!

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was more talking about draft card boy, but if you want a piece of that action.... tool.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

but if you want a piece of that action.... tool.

Why does it have to be gay?

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Why does it have to be gay?


It doesn't have to be... maybe it's just you...
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

maybe it's just you...

Maybe it's the Army?

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not the first one I assure you Check out this post and its very lengthy flame war!


Yeah, I remember that one, too! That guy was being a jackass, but he did bring out the tool in you!

The problem with the written word is that you can't hear intonation, sometimes that makes it difficult to see if someone is screwing around or serious. Lack of emoticons can make this determination even harder. Am I serious?

-DiffH
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
And now you are just points whoring!