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Here I am, on holiday in sunny Austria...

Here I am, on holiday in sunny Austria...

Well, not really sunny. It's been raining for the last hour. Lucky for me the hotel has this internet terminal...  :CONGRAT: 

Sadly, it's some kind of weird "Sitekiosk", which means I wont be doing any work here (no admin logon). But at least I can play!

I'm just about getting used to this German keyboard. Z & Y are swapped and other bits are all over. I think Zubaz has one of these...

Credit says I have 30mins left - so I'm off to play  ;) 

 

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Reply #26 Top

.....i TOLD you 'I' have a toilet......... 
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Yes dear...  ;p 

Point northwest from where you are, I think there's a small wooden hut on the north coast somewhere (yet to be confirmed as no-one ever goes there), that will be the next one to yours...

Reply #27 Top
Ahh yes the good old memories of Austria, mountain climbing, white water rafting, all those beers and hot hot womens, hope your having a great time and have a safe trip home too  :HOT: 
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Why not Switzerland? I probably wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aufisch
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Besides, can't sing, so we don't want ya coming back yodeling... well trying to, anyway! ;p

Australia? Why TF would any sane person want to go there?
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Cos we got lots o' great scenery and natural wonders to see. And (despite Jafo being responsible for some of it ;p ) we have some great architecture to see as well...

More to the point, you can get to see a REAL game of cricket with REAL cricketers playing in REAL sunshine on REAL cricket pitches wot ain't waterlogged from the incessant Pommy rain. Hehehehe. :LOL:

As for the toilets... silly, they're called dunnies and thunderboxes out here... so really, there's no need to travel 3000 miles to find a 'convenience'.

And speaking of toilets, one of our major porcelain manufacturers has come up with one that has lil Johnny's face enameled into the bowl... so folks can literally feel like they're giving him some of his own back. ;p
Reply #30 Top
Whereabouts in Austria are you staying, Fuzzy?

Enjoy the Zipfer beer, Strudal and fantastic scenery  :) 
Reply #31 Top
St Wolfgang... just got back last night (I didn't want to leave).

Left Salzburg airport at 27°C and sunny, arrived Manchester 17°C and rainy... bleh!

Had a few Zipfers, but the bar where I go is Stiegel. A bit too fizzy for me, but then it isn't real beer...  ;)

This is the view from the front of the hotel...


Reply #32 Top
Nice view Fuzzy Uncle how many days left?
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St Wolfgang... just got back last night (I didn't want to leave).Left Salzburg airport at 27°C and sunny, arrived Manchester 17°C and rainy... bleh!
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Says he's already back home...
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Only on TV  ;)
Reply #36 Top
Well same here, thought you might have gone just to see (live) football though. Dunno?!?, amazed at how much it rains over there!!  :HOT: 
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Left Salzburg airport at 27°C and sunny, arrived Manchester 17°C and rainy... bleh!
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What??? You're back in England??? So you weren't really deported/had the door locked behind you, after all?? ;)

Damned rumour mongers! ;)