JUWC-For Sale

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For Sale.

Three bedroom one outhouse, tilting, all natural (green) landscaped home in a happening area.

Room for a garage in front, but not recommended since the last one was tore off by a drunk who thought it was a drive thru.

Quiet place to live, oh ok traffic can get crazy sometimes with squealing tires as people decide at the last second, "oh no I meant to go THAT way."  And you can hear the electricity hum from all the poles, but it don't do ya no harm.

In house entertainment.  People often stop in uninvited in the middle of the night asking about the road less traveled.  Like all we have to do is sit by and watch traffic patterns.

Fairly good neighborhood watch.  Occasionally visitors will wait for the Devil out in front of the house.  The new owner may want to remind them it is a fork in the road, not a crossroads.  Satan visits the crossroad about a mile up off Midlifecrisis Blvd.  We don't cotton that type round here.

Cheap-OBO-will trade for trailer.

 

 

 

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

Fairly good neighborhood watch.  Occasionally visitors will wait for the Devil out in front of the house.  The new owner may want to remind them it is a fork in the road, not a crossroads.  Satan visits the crossroad about a mile up off Midlifecrisis Blvd.  We don't cotton that type round here.

Cheap-OBO-will trade for trailer.

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:LOL: Perfect!

 

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

I'd rather have the trailer myself.

 

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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top

I'd rather have the trailer myself.
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Yeah, least you can use the toilet in the house...which is kinda gross when you think about it...poop in the house?  Poop out of the house?

Why does the second one sound so much better but in reality, its not?

Perfect!
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hahaha

All I can see is for sale when I look at it.

 

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
There is one on the edge of just about every small town in america. Probably always will be too.
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top

This is very funny and good writing!LOL!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is very funny and good writing!LOL!
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So true! (but it would be a great place for a fillin' station!)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
There is one on the edge of just about every small town in america.
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Probably.

This is very funny and good writing!LOL!
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Thanks FS for reading.

So true! (but it would be a great place for a fillin' station!)
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hahaha. Yeah. That is true.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
So true! (but it would be a great place for a fillin' station!)
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or a drive thru bank!
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

:D Good work, Tova

I think it would be a good place for a bar.

Fairly good neighborhood watch.  Occasionally visitors will wait for the Devil out in front of the house.  The new owner may want to remind them it is a fork in the road, not a crossroads.  Satan visits the crossroad about a mile up off Midlifecrisis Blvd.  We don't cotton that type round here.
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I can hear Eric Clapton playing ... or is that Robert Johnson? ;)

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Occasionally visitors will wait for the Devil out in front of the house. The new owner may want to remind them it is a fork in the road, not a crossroads.
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:LOL:

I'm with Chris; I think it is a great place for a bar.
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top

I can hear Eric Clapton playing ... or is that Robert Johnson?
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Good memory! 

 

 

Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top

I'm with Chris; I think it is a great place for a bar.
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Well it sure is depressing enough to make ya want to cry in your beer.:LOL:

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
We actually have a restaruant back home on a corner very similar to what you put here T. It's called "Two Trails."
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
We actually have a restaruant back home on a corner very similar to what you put here T. It's called "Two Trails."
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Is it any good?

This was a picture Kelly posted on her blog for the JU Writing Club....she also posted a picture of an eatery that looks like a milk bottle.

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Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
An entire town will spring up around it in a year or two, hahah.
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LOL

Yeah, and the Devil down the road can come get some pop when he's thirsty and tempt ya with his temptings in trade...ya know hell is hot and collectin souls is haaaaaard work.