Tova's New Time Share Condo

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Make reservations early, time and dates are MOBILE! ;)

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

My favorite decoration is the windmill on a pallet....CREATIVITY at its finest.

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

This here's Joy, she runs the condo when we're not there.

Star Control: Origins
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's like a trailer trash Swiss Family Robinson. :P

~Zoo
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey!! What coincidence !! We had the blue one on the right...last season...great view of the water treatment plant !!

T, you got a really great sense of humor...twisted just enough...
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top

The one on the bottom left,  sort of a reddish one,  looks like the trailer I had for 8 years.....ye gads Tova!

LOL,   hilarious!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know if I was a kid I would think it's the coolest fort ever.  :) 

Other than the orange trailer on the right all the other trailers look like they have shower curtains for doors.
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top

Can I have the penthouse? :LOL:

Hey, Looks like you figured out pictures. hehe

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd rather have a houseboat than a condo...

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 ;p 
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Little known fact: There are more rooms than there are teeth in the collective staff's heads. :)

~Zoo
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

And I was thinking of going overseas this year, what was I thinking?!  I'll take the blue one on the right....yep, me and the chilluns and the hubby will be quite happy right about dere - You got the two-week plan?!:HOT:

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was actually thinking this was your real condo!

Got to remember the author first! ;)

Love it!
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top

Hey!! What coincidence !! We had the blue one on the right...last season...great view of the water treatment plant !!
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Yeah it does....I especially love the organic smell that wafts into the open windows when the winds just right!

AAAHHHHHHHH.

It's like a trailer trash Swiss Family Robinson
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:LOL:

Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top

Other than the orange trailer on the right all the other trailers look like they have shower curtains for doors
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Shower curtains, beads, whatever.  Are you judging trailer court chic?  hhahahaha

The one on the bottom left, sort of a reddish one, looks like the trailer I had for 8 years.....ye gads Tova!
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Compared to some of the trailers I lived in as a kid...these are LE BEAUTIFUL!

Imagine how much more money trailer courts could make if each lot they rented could hold SEVEN trailers.....Capitalism at its best!

 

Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top

Hey, Looks like you figured out pictures. hehe
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Not from Live Writer...I just put these in manually like on the old JU.

Can I have the penthouse?
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We can share...hows that?:HOT:

 

Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top

Little known fact: There are more rooms than there are teeth in the collective staff's heads.
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Huh?  Trailer park speak P-lease!

I'd rather have a houseboat than a condo...
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So BLASE'!!  But it certainly is mobile...heh.

 

Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top

And I was thinking of going overseas this year, what was I thinking?! I'll take the blue one on the right....yep, me and the chilluns and the hubby will be quite happy right about dere - You got the two-week plan?!
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Weeeell, we have a wonderful green pool for the kiddies to play in, right next door.  Who says sewage plants can't be multi-functional?  We here at Tova's Trailers are all about the CARBON footprints.  We grow our own wacky backy in the green house on the right...and for the adults...a state of the art, environmentally friendly, JACUZZI.  We even added gold fish to make it ultra chic.

Don't hate me because of my superior vacation destination.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

I was actually thinking this was your real condo!
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What?  You think its too good for me?

Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top

The city put in the street light you see in the front.

I'll  be honest, we took down the highway of orange extension cables we had running from the light post to each trailer for the picture.  What?  We pay taxes, occasionally, the LEAST the city can do is give us some of that new fangled electricity.  We try before we buy.

BUT DON'T worry, by the time you get here...we'll have fiesta lights strung from the extension cords...you won't even be able to see um.

First class, that's what we are here at Tova's Trailers.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I could make a better destination resort... Let's see, where can I get 8 of those container things they put on ships...
Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top

Oh and besides being carbon feet minded thing, SAFETY SECOND.

Our bomb shelter (lower right hand corner) can be used when a tornado is acomin, or when the feds come to steal our wacky backy.  NOTE:  Only ONE semi-automatic per family, space is limited!

When not in use, it serves as the perfect place for the thespians in our midst.  Joy usually will start the shows on Friday night after a dip in the JACUZZI and a few Budweisers.  The street light provides the perfect Genna Sequoia!

WA-LA All the entertainment a body needs.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Huh? Trailer park speak P-lease!
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I'm sorry, Tova. I reckon' I jus' got all this here learnin' speak in my head. Dat dere edumycashun kinda rubs off on ya.

I mean ta say dat that there trailer park done has more rooms den dem people a-workin' dere has teeth in der head. :)

~Zoo
Reply #23 from Stardock Forums Top

I mean ta say dat that there trailer park done has more rooms den dem people a-workin' dere has teeth in der head.
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Teeth?  I don't need no stinkin TEETH....makes people sound all Frenchy anyway.  :SURPRISED:

Reply #24 from Stardock Forums Top

could make a better destination resort... Let's see, where can I get 8 of those container things they put on ships...
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Well we got some of them, that's what some of our condos are sittin on...duh...but ya can't live in em...there's no faux wood panelin!

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Redneck time shares - where 'toothbrush' is properly named.