Me thinks methane evacuation is most

satisfying

Satisfying, but if there's an open flame, Yoda says, "Cremating it would

be."

Be prepared, always carry a gas mask around

starkers!!!!!!!!

stfartkers is a gas factory multiplex

really.

Really, you people know me so well it's a wonder I have ANY

secrets.

Secrets of a fart

machine

Machine only works on High Octane

gas

Gas of only the finest quality will do for Cap'n Starkers, the fart

connoisseur.

Connoisseur of farts I am, and I connosiseur whenever I can, loud and long, I can break into song, but don't be standing the other side of the

fan

Fan indeed, but have you considered making a

CD  (easy listening or alternative new wave)

CD, of farts to the tune of the blues, now that could be

interesting

Interesting to find a microphone capable of withstanding the wind speed and corrosive affects of Starkers

gas.

Interesting indeed, and wouldn't the deep bass sounds of "Old Man River" reverberate just perfectly throughout the

room,

OK, too slow again....

Gas powered tubas would sound great on methane blues in D

chord

Chord only? How's this, Cap'n?

There was a young fellow named starker, 

A really magnificent farter, 

On the strength of one bean 

He'd fart "Human Body" by Queen, 

And "Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata".

Cap'n Blackbeard weren't too bad of a farter 'imself, could play 'Yo ho, ho on a dead man's

chest

There was an old bloke named Seth.

Who could fart evey word of McBeth.

Poor old Willy was dismayed

While he turned in his grave

and glad he'd taken his last breath

Pork and Beans are good for the heart

the more you eat the more you fart

the more you fart the better you feel

and your always ready for another meal.(or should I say cabbage)

Chest are favored stare area on ladies by

men...

Men and women, both enjoy looking at a golden turkey

breast

Breast... breasts.. I can't think of anything to say about those things.. I'll keep you ABREAST of the

situation

Situation ended with the man getting slapped for staring at the woman's

breasts.

BREASTS.. well, my son just ate some chicken

breasts

Breasts of Pheasant with a light Hollandaise are

delicious

Delicious is when you do the breast stroke and it get's you

GOLD

Gold, that's what I say when a woman bares her breast

stroke medals

Medals for heroes of armed conflict glitter and

beckon