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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #1601 Top

Chains, whips and leather gear sounds like old fashioned logging

gear.

Reply #1602 Top

Gear for mountaineer is needed to climb the

mountain.

Reply #1603 Top

Mountain slopes may have dangerous

avalanches.

Reply #1605 Top

Alps are the mountain that Hannibal crossed to attack

Rome.

 

Glad you're back Jim.  Hope things went as well as could be expected.

Reply #1606 Top

Rome had parlours where they toyed with whips, chains and primitive condoms made of pig

intestines

 

Reply #1607 Top

some were for torture some were for pleasure

Reply #1608 Top

and one man's pleasure is another man's pain

Good to be back, Angus.

Reply #1609 Top

Pain in the groin makes me

wince

Reply #1610 Top

Wince wasn't the word I was looking for... it was more like

shudder...

Reply #1611 Top

Shudder all you like, it makes me wince and my eyes

water

Reply #1612 Top

water the plants otherwise you will be wincing and your eyes watering as the wife clobbers you with the metal watering can cause you killed off her new pansy 

bed

Reply #1613 Top

bed time comes after WC and TV and before dream time

time

Reply #1616 Top

Paper under my arm I happily head for the

throne.

Reply #1617 Top

Throne room is where some go to sit and think, but I go there to sh!t and

stink

O:)

Reply #1618 Top

Stink are in my pants because I were so

scared...

Reply #1619 Top

Scared or not, curried cabbage necessitates that my pants are laundered independently from other clothing... outdoors in industrial strength detergent with a defumigation agent provided by a top secret military installation whose personel complained about the smell clear across the

State.

:-"

Reply #1620 Top

State your intentions and be

 clear

Reply #1622 Top

Coming in right

now!

Reply #1623 Top

Coming with a gas cloud so big that clearing the room won't

help.

O:)

Reply #1624 Top

now!
End of quote

Now was the word that Starkers should have used but he was fogged in by his gas

cloud.

 

Reply #1625 Top

Now was the word that Starkers should have used but he was fogged in by his gas

cloud.
End of quote

It wasn't the gas cloud... it was XX getting in and out quickly before it... I arrived. O:)

Anyway....

Cloud your judgement with a gas cloud and you're asking for

trouble.