shower insects with chocolate and they end up leaving brown footprints

everywhere

more an unofficial evolution.....  it's all good...

Everywhere were not large enough for

everything!

Everything goes with chocolate, and everywhere you find tiny little brown footprints, there's a little chocolate-covered ant who wishes he was instead swinging merrily on the

grapevine.

(Oooh, ooooh, I hoi'd  thru the grapevine... how much longer 'til the choccys all mine....ooooh, ooooh, I hoi'd it thru the grapevine)

Grapevine news isn't much less accurate than network news and it's certainly less

censored.

Censored pictures and video clips shouldn't have bad content in them - If they have, report them to the hosting space

Owner

Owner of a lonely

heart

Heart and soul went into finding uncensored pictures on the internet, but my ISP had taken a pair of scissors to all the rude

bits

Bits, bytes, it's all so

confusing.

Confusing manuals are the curse of computing

industry.

Industry here in US will soon be moving to China, especially industry powered by coal.

Coal exhausts might kill us, but not before a lack of jobs leads to homelessness and

starvation.

Starvation is so depressing, so let's talk about having somebody else press the remote for us, living decadently and indulging ourselves to excess on a multitude of exceedlingly sumptuous delicacies of extreme

extravagence.

(well it beats living on coal and curried cabbage fumes )

Extravagence is beyond my means so here I am I'm tootin'

beans.

Beans are beneath my extravagence, but cos they're such fun at the conclusion of the digestive process, they're a poor man's decadence and should be ravenously consumed the evening prior to gatecrashing an affuently sumptuous dinner party for the exceedingly extravagent affluent we'd like to see go green around the gills

gills are what fish use to breathe

Breathe in after I've been baked bean tooting and you'll wish you held your

breath

Breath turns white when air is very cold, that is, if anyone goes outside

anymore...

Not around Starkers.  His gas is water soluble and quite toxic.

Anymore is a question I ask myself when thinking about the state of the world and my ability to

cope.

Cope with finances, life's curve balls and and the peculiarities of the human race and you either have a magic wand or live under a rock in ignorant bliss with stockpile of funny and a great set of

earplugs.

Earplugs......I'm thinking

noseplugs

noseplugs is something else I will never use since I can't

smell.

smell is a pretty importance sense, otherwise how would you know something was rotten in the state of

Denmark

Denmark has some pretty obnoxious smells, and a keen sense of smell would let one know they're coming from, but here in Oz one could have a blocked nose and still know exactly where it's coming from

From Here To

Eternity

Eternity sounds like an awfully long time, so I hope something is there after I

expire.