Not interested.

Oops... ignore this one...

Interested or not, this election will affect the

world.

World of hurt, world of pain, if Palin gets in we're all down the

drain.

Drain your bank account...that's what Obama will do. He wants change, if he gets elected, that is all that will be left in your pocket...change.  

Change the World, change your lifestyle, but more importantly, don't forget to change your

underwear.

Underwear that's not changed could be part of another smear

campaign.

Campaigns that are of smear type... if you try to smear back is like this - if you fight pig in mud, the pig will love it and you will get

dirty.

Dirty politics have been a part of campaigns back to George Washington but it doesn't mean I

approve.

Approve of dirty politics and you get tarred with the same

brush.

Brush away all the political talk and get back to more amusing

sentences.

Sentences are the meat of Judges and English

teachers.

Teachers are greatly

unappreciated.

Unappreciated work are everywhere, like cleaned restrooms, roads, and

such.

Such dirty work as cleaning restrooms should be designated to politicians and wall St high rollers who put the econony in the

shithouse.

Shithouse isn't the word I would use because it alludes to an aroma that for politicians is much too

fragrant.

Fragrant food are of no use for me because I can't

smell.

Smell the roses...is something we should all pause and close our eyes....and do

occassionally

occasionally I stop to smell the roses, but often I'm put off cos the gardener has just fertilised them with horse

manure.

Manure reminds me of the first joke I can remember my Dad telling me.....She was only the stableman's daughter....but all the horse manure.......closely followed by...She was only the baker's daughter but she could have been better bread......and so began the many years of my Dad's corny

jokes

Jokes are what keep most of us

sane.

Sane people seems to be rare

sometimes...

Sometimes it's hard to get everything

right.

Right is not where you want everything to be or you would have no

balance.

Balance the golf balls on the stick and you're in the Guinness Book of World

Records

(That was a hard one)