Hoses guaranteed not to burst because of undue pressure on the user.

Help

Help users with smaller hoses to put out the fire by drinking plenty and having a good

aim.

Aim skills is important for archery too.

Archery

Just hit the bull's eye and hope he doesn't notice and charge up your

wazoo.

Uvah, who did you start new sentence from?

Good question. I must not have been paying attention. Okay...I'll pick it up from here.

Archery classes teach you to hit the bull's eye and hope he doesn't notice and charge up your

wazoo.                                                                                                      How's that?

Wazoo is another term for arse, rear end, posterior, bumhole and butt, if I'm reading that

right?

Right, left and ... wait a minute ... if you're reading

it? 

It was the name we gave to a hermaphrodite dog once... saved confusing it with "here boy/here

girl."

Girl is a four letter

word.

Word for today is P, and is brought to you by the numbers 6 and 7 and the greedy banker guys on Wall

Street

Street is a place where people can walk in relative safety unless there's a new driver about and then it time to get off the

sidewalks.

Sidewalks are places where sometimes motorists suddenly feel the need to test their brakes, and woe-be-tide any pedestrians who are too slow if they don't

work.

Work is a four letter word.........

too.

Too much emphasis is placed on work and 5 day weekends should be next on the agenda for our pollies to pass legislation

on.

On to the next installment of....Days of Our

Posts.

Posts are totally awesome when its part of this

game.

Game time is whenever the next poster comes along and puts his or her two cents in.

Scary

Scary is when you think you're alone and the next thing you hear is an enormous fart resonating in your

ears.

Ears were made to collect sound waves and send them to your brain for interpretation and not to your

schnozz!

Schnozz is what you use to pick up fragrances and other

smells.

Smells are really annoying when it is not a wanted smell.

Sunglasses

Sunglasses you wear when you don't want anyone to know you just had an accident you thought was a fart.

Incidentally

Incidentally, Uvah, those sunglasses you're wearing... they wouldn't be to hide the acknowledgment of your little accident, would

they?

They are there to better to protect my eyes from the glare of the starker bark as it melts down half the world into green

goop.