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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #3876 Top

Drives me crazy, that lady

did!

Reply #3877 Top

Did you know that there are varying degrees of crazy, and that some inmates of asylums are less crazy than many on the

outside? :-"

Reply #3878 Top

Outside or inside, I think most people are crazy to a

degree.  o_O :P

Reply #3879 Top

Degree of crazy depends on whether or not you need a dual-layer, super heavy duty strait jacket with dual carbon fibre laces and a reinforced padded

cell. ;)

Reply #3880 Top

Cell phone emanations are on the rise and you need to be real careful not to let said emanations too close to your cranium 'cause capacities inside the brain aren't what they're

 cracked....................... up to be

  ^ yes                                   ^ no...............:rofl: :rofl:

Reply #3881 Top

Be jolly and you'll have a gay old

time. :-"

Reply #3882 Top

Degree of crazy depends on whether or not you need a dual-layer
End of quote
Time was a dual layer was two chickens or a threesome. :grin: *_* :P

Reply #3883 Top

Threesome on a bed of nails means you don't wanna be the one on the

bottom. :-"

Reply #3884 Top

Bottom of that stack would could get you a lot of pricks. 8C :waaaa:

Reply #3885 Top

Pricks are the downfall of many a

balloon (and virgins) :-"

Reply #3886 Top

balloon is just what's gonna happen to that figure

afterwards

Reply #3887 Top

Afterwards there was a lot of moaning and groaning, some shouting, screaming and swearing, blaming the bloke who put it there and

stretching. :-"

Reply #3888 Top

Stretching the truth is lots of fun, don't you

think?

Reply #3889 Top

Think of all the ills the truth would

cure.

Reply #3892 Top

People don't want to put in the effort for prevention nor hear the truth

usually.

Reply #3893 Top

Usually I wanna hear the truth but sometimes I like to hear sweet little lies, like when the missus whistles and says that I'm

sexy.  (orright, they're huge BIG fat lies, but I ain't complainin') :-"

Reply #3894 Top

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder, and she must have someting in her

eye! :rofl: :w00t:

Reply #3895 Top

Eye off sexy lasses down at the mall and you're likely to get a slap... from tha

missus. :-" ;P :rofl:

Reply #3896 Top

missus slapped me so hard my head spin and went back to original

place.

Reply #3897 Top

Place your eyeballs on the missus to avoid the sweet smile that say..."You my friend are soooooo..............

Dead!!

Reply #3898 Top

Dead politicians can probably run things more efficiently than live

ones. :-"

Reply #3899 Top

Ones or by twos......there's a book out there called Speaker for the Dead. Seems everyones got a voice these...

days.:rofl: :rofl:

Reply #3900 Top

Days of Thunder was/is a Tom Cruise movie, but it also refers to those mornings after curried cabbage the night

before. :-"