household cleaners are way too harsh and too prolific, better to try some gentler earth friendly

ones

Ones that contain ammonia get right up my

nose.

Nose scratching is not the same as nose picking... Yeah, that's right FriG off, it was

itchy.                                      

Itchy nuts usually wriggle so much they fall off the

tree.

Tree, two, one......curried cabbage

blastoff!

blastoff t-shirt not

included

Included toy time machine does not actually travel in
time.

Time and time again orchids will not grow in the

Antartic

Antartic is slowly melting and an ice shelf the size of a small country is breaking

away.

Away, far far away, my love 

lives.

Lives in an old cast away shoe down by the swamp, does the old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to

do.

do what you do do well, boy, do what you do do

well

well enough

alone

Alone in the woods with no toilet paper, so you use a squirrel

instead.

 Instead of a

catalogue?     

Catalogue has glossy pages and will not properly do the

job

Job worth doing is worth doing

well.

Well don't use glossy magazine pages when caught short in the woods,

then.

Then there are those occasional poisonoak and ivy plants to contend

with.

With an occasional bear pie underfoot and bee stings to me camping is heck on

earth

(and not all pages are glossy...and you crumple it starkers )

Earth is getting crapped on enough thank

you.

You know, I think bankers have crapped on Earth more than

anyone.

I heard that... but I'd still be worried I missed a staple.  

anyone know why you wouldn't use a squirrel?.....'cause they bite nuts off from limbs and store them to nibble on in winter...that's

why

Why use a squirrel when one could use a spotted owl

instead?

Instead of a squirrel or spotted owl, why not do as yogi does and use

Boo Boo?