Often noticed, never remembered

I know, I know... it's about time I wrote an article... well here you go... I did one... so stop hassling me... ok?.. I'm no blog machine!.. Leave me alone!.. I'm only a little kid!

Walking down the street you almost break your neck as you see some young pretty little thing wearing what could best be described as an early version of the bikini. Midriff showing, bare back, big boots or heels, boobs bouncing all about… and the skirt!… or should I say belt?

You all know who I’m talking about. They are affectionately known as skanks, ho’s, white trash, porn stars and probably other names as well, but I don’t really want to dwell on it. The kind of girl that your eyes are possibly drawn to like a magnet, you may even have the chance to be introduced, but when you get home do you remember any defining characteristics? Besides the fact she was all ‘out there’, do you even remember her name?

Sometimes it’s REEEAALLY hard not to look, coz that’s probably exactly what they want you to do. And if not… why the heck do they dress like that anyways? I don’t particularly like having my attention so involuntarily averted. What if I tripped over someone/something? What if I was driving and had an accident? Would that be counted as negligence on my part or theirs?

You don’t have to be half naked to get my attention. I’d much prefer a well dressed young lass who takes pride in her appearance rather than someone who looks like they just stepped out from a Ron Jeremy film set.

I’m also a big believer in that men can be measured somewhat by the women they choose. So come on guys… respect yourselves and go for respectable women!

Maybe if enough people take this on board we can single handed reduce not only the number of skanks on the prowl, but also the number of road/office/footpath accidents caused by rubber-necking and hopefully many more lovely ladies out and about that you wouldn’t be ashamed to take home to your mother….

Girls... are you just noticed? Or remembered?
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I haven't been on JU for a few days, so that is the only reason I haven't noticed you posted this! I am soooooooooo pleased! Yay you! I was like, oh my god! I'm sooo sad....anyway, glad to see you back to blogging. Good article too. Everyone likes eye candy, but that's exactly what it is. Most men love it. The amount of men I have talking to my tits and not my face is unbelievable. It's not like I have them hanging out either (I'm a nice girl, honest!) but they still can't help themselves! I'm glad there are a few nice ones out there still! I am the remembered kind of girl, no matter how much you try and forget me, I just won't go away *evil laugh*
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Striking that ominpresent manifestation of yourself into others is one of the first steps in world domination... The only way to go, baby!
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no matter how much you try and forget me, I just won't go away *evil laugh*


Striking that ominpresent manifestation of yourself into others is one of the first steps in world domination... The only way to go, baby!


My sense of humor when tired is sometimes pretty off-the-wall... and I forget to put the quotes and stuff in so people know what i'm on about!
Anydangway... back to work!
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I agree mate. I love looking at eye candy, I even enjoy tasting a little eye candy, but I don't have respect for women who are just so desparete for men's attention that they giggle and flout about their bodies. Give me a purple collared shirt wearing chick any day. Substance is much preferable to sickeningly boring chicks.
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I like to think I'm remembered.

Wonderful Article, yo.

Trinitie

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but also the number of road/office/footpath accidents caused by rubber-necking


God this paints a funny picture! I went in search of some that came to mind and only found three!

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