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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2079 Top
Yes I know I am pages behind, too, too, too busy. Played a total of 30 minutes in the last week! (:(
Reply #2080 Top
Yes I know I am pages behind, too, too, too busy. Played a total of 30 minutes in the last week
End of quote


Haven't played much either. Life intrudes.
Reply #2081 Top
Well anyways, EBZ is still alive, for those that are concerned ;)

(Actually I just wanted to post for the sake of posting)

~SDC~
Reply #2084 Top
Oh, I can lend a few ideas on corruption. In fact, I think I just did in the recruitment thread. :)
Reply #2085 Top
It's time for Cooking with Chef Pontius. The metaverses #1 ranked cooking show. Now #1 in it's timeslot in 20 empires. Sponsored by, Torian Sushi hut. Also sponsered by, Biba's italian style Altarian.


Today we'll be showing you how to prepare mouthwatering succulant Arcean Ribs. Now first you have to cut up your side of Arcean into it's component parts. Or you can buy them precut at your local market.

Here we go. Two assistants throw a whole side of Arcean in the air. Suddenly, chef Pontius breaks out his Cutlass and a Sabre. Wham Swish, faster than the eye can see the side of Arcean is cut and lands perfectly on the plates. The audience gasps and applauds.

You see here we have our Arcean rump roast, The rack of Arcean, shoulder roasts, And I even made some ground Arcean Round mid air.

Here's our ribs. Now these ribs must be boiled for about 10 minutes for tenderness. And now here's some complete. Then you put your spices on em.... And I like a little cayenne pepper BAM!!!!! Adds just the right zing. We add our bbq sauce , the recipe's on your screen. We smoke em over real hickory.

Ahhhhh here's some complete now. Oh mouthwatering. Pass these around the audience for a try out. Next segment, we will teach you how to prepare a chutney sauce for your ribs....

Cut to comercial.
Reply #2088 Top
Pontius,

Thinking of changing the name to PontiusEmerilPilot? LOL

BAM!
Reply #2089 Top
Pontius,

Thinking of changing the name to PontiusEmerilPilot? LOL

BAM!
Reply #2090 Top
Hmmm...Threadzilla is so big, I can get a great echo! ;)
Reply #2092 Top
Actually we are almost 70% of the way. The raiding ship GSS KFD, ready for launch. Will report back when the galaxy is under my control.

B
Reply #2093 Top
The raiding ship GSS KFD has temporarily pulled back into the hanger because a downloaded mod anomolyzed my last score, I'm redownloading 1.05 and starting over. Those Drengin's will pay for their treachery.

B
Reply #2094 Top
The raiding ship GSS KFD has once again departed and is off the the Delta Quadrant for battle in a yet to be explored Galaxy. This galaxy is smaller than others we have encountered, but the galley is low on supplies, so we will hunt down more Drengin. I believe our sensors have detected a settlement. Heat up the friers, we're going in.

B
Reply #2095 Top
So far so good. I have traded some of my tech to successfully get every race at war, just after the UP decided to place a 10% tax on all warring nations. And since they were already practicly broke from tech trading, I have easily grabbed all the trade goods so far. In just a short time more, I shall unleash a series of attacks to take them all down at once so I don't incur much of this penalty. They shall suffer and then I shall pay my taxes.

B
Reply #2096 Top
Show them what you got, bpleshek. Setting up an alpha strike on one empire is tricky enough, but hitting them all is great if you can manage it. It takes a good deal of planning, though, to avoid getting bogged down.
Reply #2099 Top
doh! 2100
~SDC~
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