New Pudding Snacks!<Crotch??
Yummy........????
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Well, I'm out from under the depressing cloud now! And I'm back to being humorus! Yay!! lol. So, what do you do when you hang out with a bunch of losers who are all in band and who are your closest friends? Well of course, you talk about pudding snacks! Yeah, ok, so you're probably wondering what in the heck pudding snacks are.......well the great genious inside of the Capt.'s brain just happened to come up with it. And after disscussing it we said that it really meant crotch! Ew....yeah you're probably thinking that now aren't you. But come on you can make up some pretty funny things with "pudding snacks." So yeah, the band was at a football game tonight.....we started by asking other people how their pudding snack was doing. Well we got some odd answers such as: "It's very creamy!", "It's warm". "It's wet!", "It's sweaty!" Yeah, very perverted indeed! lol.
So then we get on the bus right? Well I was sitting with Capt. and infront of us was Zoologist and a kid by the name of Peter Kircher, which you don't know. So we start talking about pudding snacks again. Joking around of course. lol. So once we get out on the freeway or w/e you wanna call it.....there's a bunch of signs for stores and places. So we pick out some store names and simply say...."My pudding snack (aka: crotch) came from......." And we had a few such as this:
"My pudding snack came from Big Lots!" Emphasize the Big. "My pudding snack came from Salvation Army." "My pudding snack came from Whackers Reality!" emphasize whackers. "my pudding snack came from your mom!" yadda yadda yadda and so on and so forth.
So then we're almost back at the school. It's been around and hour and a half to two hour bus ride and all we've been talking about is pudding snacks. lol. So then I say to Peter, "Your pudding snack has a stump in it." And he came back with one of the worst ones...."Your pudding snack has all the termites in it!" Yeah, pretty sick! Yet still funny as ever. So then when we do get back we were reading all the little posters in the band room. One of them said. "It's not like you haven't ever had a bad day!" So Capt. replaces bad day with pudding snack. hehe.
Yeah that was pretty funny. And when I was on the way home, I passed this road sign that said: weight limit 10 tons. So now I can say, "my pudding snack has a weight limit of 10 tons." lol.
Still snacking away at the pudding,
~carebear~
So then we get on the bus right? Well I was sitting with Capt. and infront of us was Zoologist and a kid by the name of Peter Kircher, which you don't know. So we start talking about pudding snacks again. Joking around of course. lol. So once we get out on the freeway or w/e you wanna call it.....there's a bunch of signs for stores and places. So we pick out some store names and simply say...."My pudding snack (aka: crotch) came from......." And we had a few such as this:
"My pudding snack came from Big Lots!" Emphasize the Big. "My pudding snack came from Salvation Army." "My pudding snack came from Whackers Reality!" emphasize whackers. "my pudding snack came from your mom!" yadda yadda yadda and so on and so forth.
So then we're almost back at the school. It's been around and hour and a half to two hour bus ride and all we've been talking about is pudding snacks. lol. So then I say to Peter, "Your pudding snack has a stump in it." And he came back with one of the worst ones...."Your pudding snack has all the termites in it!" Yeah, pretty sick! Yet still funny as ever. So then when we do get back we were reading all the little posters in the band room. One of them said. "It's not like you haven't ever had a bad day!" So Capt. replaces bad day with pudding snack. hehe.
Yeah that was pretty funny. And when I was on the way home, I passed this road sign that said: weight limit 10 tons. So now I can say, "my pudding snack has a weight limit of 10 tons." lol.Still snacking away at the pudding,
~carebear~
Yeah they're so great! Glad I could make you laugh! 
