A poem by the Exquisite Corpse of JoeUser

So in one of my other posts (here) I talked about the Exquisite Corpse, and how the poems "by" him are actually created. Here now for your viewing pleasure is a poem by the Exquisite Corpse, courtesy of a variety of JoeUser regulars!



   Penal Implants in the Penile Colony

It is long past time for it to begin:

Do you want me to sing you a song? It's a hillbilly song.
and once upon a darkling night a backwards goat did ride...

I suck and have nothing to offer.
the toenail clippers are all but gone, and roses only bloom for the mad.

There wasn't enough butter for all the things I wanted to do.



Many thanks to little whip, texas wahine, and citahellion (wait, that's me) for contributing! Now who will hazard a guess as to which lines came from whom?

And more importantly, who will step up and contribute to the next one??

Contribute to the Exquisite Corpse!
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Reply #1 Top
My guess is the line about the goat was Little Whips - I remember her "my dumbest misheard lyrics" blog
Reply #2 Top
I would credit the butter line to LW as well.

By the way, I just did a second poem from blog titles....you guys might wanna check it out.
Reply #3 Top
i love it, citahellion. i was nervous about contributing, but i like this !. i am going to find out how to contribute now ... email coming

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #5 Top
Very nice! I just sent you a line for your consideration.