I'm so gonna prove him wrong

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Only 5 days until i see him again, my ex-boyfriend,that is. I'm dieting and trying to look absolutley amazing when he sees me, so that i can prove that asshole wrong. Yesterday i had under 500 calories, i was planning on water fasting but I was just soooooo exhasted, i had to eat a little bit at dinner time, but other than that yesterday was cool, so far today, Im at about 600 calories, and i dont plan on eating anymore than that. tomarro will get harder, its always harder to diet on weekends. But Im limiting myself to a maximum of 300 to 350 calories, I really need to see results FAST! see, he broke up with me because I'm fat,[and because I wouldnt sleep with his lying ass!] well fuck him cuz i may be fat and a virgin, but he's a dick head!!!!
I know that unless i have nothing but water and vitamins, im not gonna lose more than 5 to 7 pounds, but a little is better than nothing. I figure if I stay under 200 calories between sunday and through wenesday, i might able to up my loss to somwhere between 7 and 10 pounds. All i want out of this is to look better in my clothes which right now I can barley pull up over my giant ass,much less zip or button. Whatever, bye 4 now, luvin 2 ya_______C
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Crash diets only make it harder to lose weight the next time you diet. It ruins your metabolism. If you want evidence, I'll find it for you. But this isn't even the point. If this guy broke up with you because he claims "you're fat"... girl, he's an ass. Seriously. He probably only broke up with you because he just wanted some ass and you wouldn't put out. You're worth so much more than this. Are you in junior high? Just curious. Here's a song for you. Get ahold of some Superchic[k] (it's a band) songs. Honestly.

Chorus:
All princes start as frogs, and all gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till its plain to see
What we're growing up to be
cause some frogs will still be frogs
Some dogs will still be dogs
but some boys can become men
Just don't kiss us til then

You hate men is what you say
and I understand how you feel that way
All girls dream of a fairy tale
But what you've got's like a used car sales man
Trying to conceal what's wrong behind a smile and a song
And I'm not saying that boys are not like that
But I think you should know
That some of us will grow
Because. . .

Chorus

You found him is what you say
And we all want you to feel that way
The frog you've got is cute enough to kiss
And maybe frogs seen like that's all there is
But just becuase you haven't found your prince yet
Dosen't mean you're not still a princess
What if your prince comes riding in
While your kissing a frog, what's he gonna think then
So look into his eyes
Are you a princess or a fly?

Sarah
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your calorie intake is dangerously low, and it may even cause you to not lose anything. BigDreamer is right, the guy's an ass and not worth it.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, I'm all about showing up ex-boyfriends. Health issues aside, there's nothing like showing off with sparkling personality and a bit of cleavage. (Though of course do take care of your health.)