Referral hell

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Referrals a concept I barely understand, and one that doesn't really interest me that much if I'm completely honest. I know that they bring readers to my blog, and I know that the things I've found some of the things that people search to read my blog slightly worrying! Here are just a few of the things you can search on google to find my lovely blog.....

Fat girls blog (the first link if you search on google :()

Pussy

Nude grans

Rasputin sex with women

Green frog courtship and mating

Hairy women 3000

x-wife

Dirty rotten bitch

Free insecent sex story

Sit on me and squash me to death

Freaks and weirdos

My footjob blog

Whip bum

These are to name just a few. I must have some pretty disappointed people click on my blog. Some others are just so much more fitting! Hehe....well it amused me! It also sums up some of the stuff I write about, I don't know who should be more worried, me or them! Hehe....
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't have any funny/freaky referrals yet.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
How did you find this info out Sally?
Can you see the search from the referral links?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
All I have is "O funky you town" as a referal from google I'm so unpopular!!! *cries*

Ya check em out by clicking on "Site information" in the upper Right bar, then going to the "see more information for this site" link Geezer... if that's not clear enough I can retype it later...
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've got . . .

"punk teens nude"

"coming home to see boobs!"

"santa claus vomit with rage"

"my 10 year old knows everything about computers"

"peanut butter to tan"

"wicked wahine posts"

"I ate a slice of molded bread"

"top ten things that suck"

"slept with a married man"

"peek-a-boo bathrooms"

. . . among others . . . people search for some bizarre things, Sally! I remember dharma saying she had "air force wife dog sex" on her referrals. . . Wonder if the "hairy women 3000" searcher found what he/she was looking for? !!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh dear... I'm off to check mine now!


Let us know what you come up with! I was shocked at some of mine!

I don't have any funny/freaky referrals yet.


Awwww don't worry! Your blog will be a freak magnet soon enough, hehe!

How did you find this info out Sally?


I clicked on my referals at the bottom of certain articles and that took me to the list of search engines. I clicked on the top ones, which is mostly google, and this gave me a list of what people searched to find my blog. I hope that explains it....

All I have is "O funky you town" as a referal from google I'm so unpopular!!! *cries*


Hehe...awww *hugz* That's very funky though...

santa claus vomit with rage


...very afraid!

I ate a slice of molded bread


Grosssssss!

peek-a-boo bathrooms


Ooooh that sounds like fun!

people search for some bizarre things, Sally!


Don't they just! Maybe I should watch what I write in future!

air force wife dog sex


Yuck! Ewwwwwww! Who searches for that? On second thoughts, I don't want to know!


Wonder if the "hairy women 3000" searcher found what he/she was looking for?


I hope not!

Thanks for the comments guys!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wierd ones of mine:

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good internet trolls (yeah right...)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here are a few of the amusing ones I found for mine:

"how do cubans dress" huh?

"sad backrounds" and yes that's how it's spelld in the referral

"fireworks and it's/theory and laws" no idea

"strange things" ok, I'll accept that one

"trucker's syndrom" wow, I didn't know we had our own syndrome.

"abnormal looking bowel movements"

"mind control groceries" is there such a thing? who the hell thought to do THAT search?

"wacky sense of humor" I accept that one too

"wankers online" HEY NOW!!!!!

oh that's enough for now
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
It will be interesting to see what THIS blog brings in now.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
stand bitegood internet trolls


Good internet trolls? haha.....strange place the internet!

Mason! I'm so pleased to see you here! I've missed your comments!

abnormal looking bowel movements


...that has to be the best one!

"wankers online" HEY NOW!!!!!


LMAO! Oh these are so funny!

It will be interesting to see what THIS blog brings in now


As I was reading Texas's response before, I was thinking, my god what referrals will this one get! Hehe....will be interesting to see!

Thanks for the comments guys xxxx
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm afraid I am currently freakless! My only one is "Login failed"... no idea why that would lead to my site! lol

Aria
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
People wonder why I hold such extreme views against the peasants. This is why, all genuine referrals to the great blog.

i made my wife piss herself

My Wife The Moron

help me i'm constapated

how to tell if your wife is a prostitute

IS HENRY 8 A SEXIST PIG

fuck my wife search engines

sir peter maxwell is the messiah - This chap has a point

spank wife God words

happy marriage to fat woman

camcorders for lesbians

breeding blind foxes peter

my daughter wants to be a lesbian

I am attracted to my daughter

my daughter looks like a boy

i'm pregnant and I found mold in my home

looking for CNN articles about a lady giving birth to a frog
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a LOT of referrals relating to "chicken tonight" or "i feel like chicken tonight". I suspect this to be because 1) Chicken tonight is yummy and 2) The article it points to has a photo of me. I have had stalkers in the past... I would be frustrated but not surprised if I had a net-stalker or admirer from afar that I didn't know about

My main other referrals were relating to under-age extacy usage and things like that. I was really pissed off one time when I heard about some kids who went to hospital because some git supplied them dodgy E's in Adelaide, South Australia couple of months back.

Others include:

Strong Bad / Homestarrunner.com searches
Butterfingers and other aussie local band searches
"Christina Aguilera covered in mud" - what the?
"gay surfies" - and again... what THE?
"fake id"
"janet jackson super bowel pictures"
"waking up tired"
random monkey searches
"nannas who have just died in their sleep"

Altogether, a pretty interesting assortment of searches... and that's just from google.com. Some are repeated several times... I could amost guess correctly who made them as well... *ponders*
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm afraid I am currently freakless! My only one is "Login failed"... no idea why that would lead to my site! lol


Don't worry Aria, your time will come

help me i'm constapated


I wonder if they found the help they wanted???

how to tell if your wife is a prostitute


...you think there is a quiz you can do???

sir peter maxwell is the messiah - This chap has a point


He certainly does! Hehe....

I am attracted to my daughter


Gross!

looking for CNN articles about a lady giving birth to a frog


Yuck! Peter, yours are even weirder than mine!

I have had stalkers in the past... I would be frustrated but not surprised if I had a net-stalker or admirer from afar that I didn't know about


How is planet Wayne at this time of year?

"Christina Aguilera covered in mud" - what the?


Hehe....I'd prefer drowning in mud, but whatever!

"gay surfies" - and again... what THE?


Ahhh.......you have a gay following!

random monkey searches


Hehe, I just stuck to google too. I'd be scared of what I'd find if I dug any deeper!

Thanks for sharing guys...VERY funny!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
heh heh... sorry... I didnt mean to sound totally up myself (even a little bit actually) but I guess I did... my bad...

Incidently, Planet Wayne is quite interesting this time of year... it's in the twilight of the seasons with warm clear days and cool nights. Perfect weather for knocking back a few brews in the afternoon after work and maybe putting on a BBQ with some mates. Tourism is low so most are guaranteed a hassle free and unhindered stay. Just don't feed the Primatosaurus!

I'd prefer drowning in mud
...as would I... along with just about all of the other pop 'princesses' But as for the gay surfies... I dont surf and I cant think of when I have used 'gay' in any of my articles so how I scored that referral I have no idea. Bit of a spin-out for me there...
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think with my last 3 articles... well, I foresee some weird referrals from those now that I think about it. Those I think its funny that for the whole "Great American Shoutout" thing, my article comes up #1 on the google search... higher than the official site, and CNN and everyone else who has anything to do with it... hehe..

I know my weird referrals are a-coming... Theophilus... hasn't Christina Aguilera already done a stint as a mud wrestler in Suburban Philly?
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
heh heh... sorry... I didnt mean to sound totally up myself (even a little bit actually) but I guess I did... my bad...


...it's ok Wayne, let you off just this once!

Perfect weather for knocking back a few brews in the afternoon after work and maybe putting on a BBQ with some mates. Tourism is low so most are guaranteed a hassle free and unhindered stay. Just don't feed the Primatosaurus!


LMAO...worth a visit then ...hehe! What happens if he gets fed? Intrigued!

dont surf and I cant think of when I have used 'gay' in any of my articles so how I scored that referral I have no idea.


Just born lucky I guess

Those I think its funny that for the whole "Great American Shoutout" thing, my article comes up #1 on the google search... higher than the official site, and CNN and everyone else who has anything to do with it... hehe..


Hehe that is good! My site is first when you search for 'fat girls blog' enough said I think! Let us know what your last three articles come up with!

Thanks for the comments xxx
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine are mostly about Australian televison shows (is steph on neighbours pregnant) etc

and I got a few for coffee and Men in skirts, looking up mens skirts and forcing men into skirts. I know what that was from I wrote an article about Nick being in the pipeband and titled it Men in Skirts.

but the most bizzare is Sugar Mummy Sex Videos (I went to the link it was called Stuff - I'm a mummy and I was talking about sugar free bread and going to a video shop) - What the??

The other big referral I got were about Mark Latham - 10 year old girls nude (eeew) Mark Lathams Bucks Night

and the $3000 baby bonus -- pretty boring really - but it's interesting that just a word - like video and mummy will come up in a search for sugar mummy sex videos

All I can say is EEEEWWWW.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Ravenblack Vietcong"
"subconscious power lottery "
"history and function of handbag "
"anti-bush halloween costumes "
"television history boob "
"oh the humanity "
"loretta lynn nude "
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
mine are mostly hot chicks and water witching.