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Thatoneguyinslc's RANT of the week!

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Thatoneguyinslc's RANT of the week!

I'm saving Thousands in therapy bills!

from JoeUser Forums
You know what I hate?


1. WAL-MART. You assholes roll into small town America, wreck the local economy, hire the displaced workers at minimum wage and then sell crappy imported junk under the premise of being an “All American Company”. Then you get pissed when cities don’t want you around and fight you to the death to keep you out! I hope you go down in flames you greedy cocksuckers!

2. The US Olympic Basketball Team. Oh WE’RE the greatest team in the world. NOBODY can beat us. Bunch of whiny overpaid ungrateful pussies! Puerto Rico? Lithuania?? WHAT THE FUCK!! Go back to your big houses and your trophy wives and cry to them! Or better yet quit acting like a bunch of spoiled little bitches and play like a team. I hope you lose!

3. Comcast. Home network package….$99.99? Each additional IP address….$5.00 a MONTH?? How about I go get a 4 MB DSL line for 50? Or better yet, set up a router, and put a 14 DB omni-directional antenna on my wireless access point and give my whole block FREE high speed access? Dumbasses!

4. George “the 800 lb gorilla” Steinbrenner. Just have a fucking heart attack and drop dead already. You have turned the greatest game into a joke with your deep pockets, gigantic ego and small penis. Stick to building boats you slimeball!

5. Anne Coulter. For gods sakes woman…Go get laid! But then again with that attitude who would wanna do the “horizontal hokey pokey” with you in the first place? Probably like sticking it in a freezer.

6. My ex-girlfriend Gracie. Telling me you want me back and then trying to fuck all my friends?? Yeah…I’m that stupid! Guess what? I could have nailed your best friend and didn’t. Maybe I should? Nah…You’re just not worth it!

7. Starbucks. Venti? Grande? Tall?? How about small, medium, and large you fake ass coffee burning elitist douche bags! And your “coffee CD’s” SUCK! If i’m ever caught listening to Kenny G while drinking your coffee I hope someone has the decency to put a bullet in the back of my head. Because I’ll deserve it!

8. CNN. You guys have sucked since you merged with AOL. I don’t give a rats ass about Britney’s latest gang bang escapade when i’m trying to find out if were getting ready to finally mop up those idiots in Najaf. Exactly WHEN did you decide that Entertainment Tonight was a legitimate news source? Ted Turner was right. You guys need to GO!

9. American Idol. For the love of god….Make IT STOP!! A bunch of morons who were told by some some other morons that they had talent. You people should all be hunted for sport.

10. Vh1’s “I love the 80’s”. I grew up during the 80’s and it sucked! The only good thing about that godawful show is the wit and wisdom of Hal Sparks and Donal Logue. The rest of you folks…your 15 minutes are up. Just go away while you still have a shred of dignity. Oh I forgot…YOU ASSHOLES HAVE NO DIGNITY that’s why you’re on the show!

11. People who look at me funny for smoking outdoors. You made me stop on the airplane…That’s ok! You made me stop smoking in bars in LA and NYC. That’s ok too! But when I walk 25 ft away from the front door of a building and light up a smoke…….STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Next time I’m gonna put it out on your forehead. It’s a bad habit. But it’s my life. You know whats deadlier than second hand smoke? A pissed off smoker ripping out your lungs and showing them to you before you die!

12. Old grouchy flight attendants. You have a hard job, i understand, but just because you served drinks on Lindbergh’s flight doesn’t give you the right to act like you own the airline. Remember who’s paying your salary. While you still have a JOB that is.


13. Those cops who tazered the hurricane victim in florida. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING??? Assholes!! I hope to god someday your house is wrecked by a hurricane and then some body hooks a car battery up to your balls and turns the motor over. The poor guy just wanted to go home and find out how fucked he truly was. There’s a special place in hell for people like you.


14. Senator Zell Miller. You call yourself a democrat. But act like a republican, You ‘ve got your nose so far up Bush 2.0’s ass you can smell what hes having for dinner before he takes a bite. Just join the republican party. It’s ok….Really!

15. And finally…FOX. You guys dumped “Family Guy” Like a frigid prom date, then bring it back three years later because its doing so well on Cartoon Network and TBS. What's the matter? The massive audience for “Celebrity Boxing” is slipping? “Joe Millionaire" Just ain’t packing them in no more? Remember, if it wasn’t for the Simpsons, you guys would have been dead long ago. I hope you treat Seth McFarlane a little better this time.

I’m a nice guy…..Really!

Thanks for reading,

Thatoneguyinslc
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
John?

Wal mart sells crap.......Cheats their employees, Hires Illegal aliens over AMERICAN citizens because they can pay them even LESS than they do anybody else, and destroy the small businessman in small towns. Is THAT american?

Anne Counlter is a hag. Period! And a wacko on top of that....The National Review fired her...the NATIONAL REVIEW!

And Zell Miller is a fake.. He's no democrat. So he should switch parties.

And i should point out that this is a rant.In the comedic sense.....I think you are taking it way to seriously!

And one last thing (mini rant)...You sure LOVE throwing the "liberal" tag around. I'm not a liberal. so GET IT STRAIGHT ok?
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm a coffee snob


Well Gideon...I guess we do have something in common after all! I only go to Starbucks when my stash runs out when i'm out on the road.Unless i can find a local shop that is!
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just wanted to say thanks to all who posted, and read my rant. It is very theraputic and nice to know that others feel the same way as well!
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
If Wal-Mart were truly the neighborhood-robbing, baby-killing, job-taking store that liberals like to make it out to be, it wouldn't be in business. Wal-Mart is the big kid on the block because people shop there. In droves!


Wrong. People shop at walmart simply because they can get their purchases cheapest there, not because of their moral conscience.

Wal-Mart adds many more jobs than it's accused of "displacing", and adds more to the local economy just because of the sheer revenue it generates.


Not true. On average, 3 jobs are lost in the communities where walmart builds for every 2 they create. Their money doesn't go into the local economy except in the employees' wages and walmart's charitable contributions. Profits go back to Bentonville. Even the paychecks are written out of Bentonville.

Walmart provides health care for their full time employees...at a cost that equals about 1/4 of the employee's take home pay (or more) in many areas. Very few of their products are American made, and all contractors hired to build a new store are from the same companies, usually out of Arkansas, never from local contractors. Walmart puts a production quota of 60 boxes per hour on their stockers, regardless of their department, or the number of items in the boxes. They fail to take into account the numerous customer service calls in certain departments (such as electronics and sporting goods) on the overnight shift, and thus workers in high volume departments are forced to work harder to meet their quota because their job often entails customer service.

What incensed me the most was, during my tenure at walmart, the business interns made $10.60 an hour, while we overnight stockers (the highest paid of the lot for working overnights) made less than $8. Don't get me wrong, I appreciated the income, but walmart is not the dream employer some of you seem to think it is. Take it from someone who actually WORKED there.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
WOW! talk about getting your ducks in a row Gid...U just got an insightful!
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kingbee-
Wal-mart employs people that otherwise would not be employed. If they were really skilled and hard working, then free-marked would again come into play, and they'd go find a higher paying job somewhere else. It's not that Wal-mart's pay is putting these people on welfare, it's just that the people that work there happen to be the people that will always be on welfare.

Thatoneguyinslc-
Ok, you're right, I'm probably taking the rant too seriously. But day in and day out I hear people bashing Wal-Mart for being a successful business. Same with Microsoft. Microsoft is just a company trying to tightly integrate their platform, and make things run well together. For this they're called anti-competetive. I've got a hint for you software companies whining about Microsoft not playing nicely- Don't write software for Windows if you can't live by their terms!
I never called you a liberal, but from where I stand, you certainly are. Though, I do like this new brand of Democrat- the centrist democrat. It just goes to show that the US really is fully behind conservative American values. And all the old democrats, or young democrats with the old democratic agenda are shown as the whacko's they are. So yeah, Zell Miller, we'd be happy to take you into the Republican party, and bring all your democrat-lite friends. There's power in numbers, and this election season we need it.
Oh, and you know you'd stick it to Ann Coulter in a heartbeat. Admit it, thatoneguy.......
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok...You made another mistake... I used to work for Microsoft. I was a software tester. They were a monopoly. They want to dominate, not intergrate. They used go out of their way to make other companys software incompatible, until the courts put a stop to that.

I would sooner fuck a rock than Anne Coulter. First of all i wasn't talking about her beliefs in the rant, i was talking about her ATTITUDE.

Wal-mart employs people that otherwise would not be employed. If they were really skilled and hard working, then free-marked would again come into play, and they'd go find a higher paying job somewhere else. It's not that Wal-mart's pay is putting these people on welfare, it's just that the people that work there happen to be the people that will always be on welfare.


Nice. Idiot! How do you drive with those blinders on?

And there's no way in hell i would be a conservative republican. I have too much respect for myself and my fellow man. I am a centrist democrat. We are not conservative, and how in the hell could you come to the conclusion that i'm a liberal from this rant? I didn't know you were the amazing Kreskin!

I rarely do this, but you just earned a troll
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thatoneguyinslc, Sooo much I could say, but I'll try for brevity.
I'm happy & proud to say that the nearby town of Inglewood, home of the Forum, Hollywood Park & the Beach Boys, recently told Wal-Mart to take a hike in a city referendum! Wal-Mart thought they could buy their way into Inglewood, and it didn't happen!

Reading Ann Coulter is about as much fun as listening to Jerry Falwell.

On #6, I say GO FOR IT!!! It's not too late!

Starbucks Coffee sucks more than an octopus' tenicles!

CNN is to news what Mary Kay Letourneau is to education.
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
They also sell lattes and espresso at gas stations here! That made me laugh.


Up on University...There's a really good coffee kiosk, about a block down the street from the Deluxe Bar and Grill and right by the Washington Mutual. They have the best coffee i have ever had! I have my friend Kyle send me beans about once a month. Damn good stuff!
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Anne,

I was in LA when they voted on that. It was the beginning of my realization of how much people resented what Wal-Mart is trying to do.

As far as #6 goes....I've been tempted to do it, but i like her friend...I don't want to complicate her life. It's bad enough one of us already has to deal with the ex on this level...lol
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Again...Thanks for the comments!