big. fake. boobs.

... storm in a b-cup

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i have a rather burning question for the big fake boob loving males of the world ... what exactly is it about big fake boobs that you like ?.


is it the fact that a woman can exist regardless of this modern society who can still be made to feel shitty enough about herself to allow her body to be mutilated to please a man ?


is it the fact that a woman dumb enough to do that will also be likely to be dumb enough to let you screw her in every way ?


maybe it's the way those melons satisfy your need to have some big things visible to counteract other less obvious small things ?


could it be the way she chases her dreams by getting the big fake boobs that were so important to her ?


perhaps you admire her courage for taking a foreign and unstable substance into her body during an unnecessary major operation ?


it may even be the way she's so carefree about life that she doesn't even mind taking her chances with a 'modification' that blocks effective breast cancer screening ?


could it be the way it feels to know she loves you so much that she doesn't even mind that you're a shallow jerk who will dump her as soon as she hits 27 ?


gee. it might even come down to how you chose to live for the way things look rather than the way they feel ?


i just can't decide. i mean, there is just so much to admire about these women, isn't there ?. ;)


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ummm... interesting choice of topic! You wouldn't happen to be contemplating upgrading your boobs too, would you?

Hey... i'm happy to discuss Boobs ALL day!

Cosmos.

For the record: A "B" cup is perfect to me!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
You wouldn't happen to be contemplating upgrading your boobs too, would you?


not a chance, cosmos !

Hey... i'm happy to discuss Boobs ALL day!


judging from this article, so am i apparently

For the record: A "B" cup is perfect to me!


now there is a man with impeccable taste !. thanks cosmos

vanessa/mig XX
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
i mean, there is just so much to admire about these women, isn't there ?.


There is so much to pity and, counter-intuitively, so very little to look at.

Marco XX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
mig: interesting article. I've always wondered if fake breasts feel different than real breasts (my husband's platoon sgt.'s wife has fake ones, but I'm sure as heck not going to grab onto them to find out!). I also wonder if preference as far as breast size, shape, etc. is different from guy to guy. I happen to have a large chest but I think God only gave it to me as an apology for the "child-bearing" hips he stuck me with! Great post, mig. Your stuff always makes me think.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Um - not to be nitpicky - but none of those are evasive procedures -- You don't go under the knife when you put make up perfume or wear clothes in the current style. You're not putting potentially dangerous chemicals INTO your body -- there are many horror stories about plastic surgery -- there aren't that many about makeup hair dye or body waxing -- NOTE I said that MANY - not there weren't any at all.

Personally I can't see the attraction - Big breasts get in the way -- I'm a 10D -(no I'm not modest at all once you have a baby you'll lose all inhibitions and tell everyone everything)- when my milk came in after Elana was born I ballooned to like Triple E (okay so I have no idea but nothing fit me and I had 14D maternity bras) --They're really uncomfortable - it's bad enough trying to cross your arms and do stuff with normal size breasts let alone Big Fake Boobs (or tender milk filled ones - eww)

Plus they never look natural - you can almost always tell when a woman has implants because they're bigger then what your natural body weight would create (they're not in proportion)-- ie Barbie pre the breast reduction hip (maker biggerer) Alot of the Big Fake Boobs wouldn't look so bad if they didn't go to the extreme -- ie Anna Nicole Smith -- have you seen pictures of her pre surgery -- She was actually quite a pretty woman.

Does this make ANY sense?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
now there is a man with impeccable taste !. thanks cosmos


I try!

I feel I should clarify however, while my preference would be for a B-cup to cuddle up to at night (... they really do make great pillows!), I really am open to ANY size, shape or construction! I am not a fussy man, though I do have a preference for a smaller nipple as opposed to the larger size nipple, commonly found on larger breasts!

Just in case anyone was wondering...

Cosmos!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
So women should go naked? Or wear potato sack dresses - have natural (grey for some) coloured hair and not wear makeup -- and never shave their legs or underarms - let alone eye-brows, bikini line etc
Oh and not to mention we should only shower in water but no soap because that's perfumed and we wouldn't want to be vain -- we should only use no scented deoderant -- heck why use deoderant at all - we've let ourselves go that much why bother with BO
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

I've always wondered if fake breasts feel different than real breasts


all the implant-enhanced breasts with which i have umm first-hand experience have had a much different feel than natural breasts.  i suppose it's possible there are implants far superior to any ive encountered, but im skepical.  augmented breasts are, in my opinion, far inferior visually (perhaps there is something to the 'they make clothes fit better' thing i've heard some women advocate; but that requires no actual mammary tissue at all--and besides, if that were the point, there are always mannequins).  when i say inferior, i mean that in every instance. real breasts--without qualification--are never less than beautiful.


altering natural healthy breasts for any reason--but especially for the sake of vanity and/or catering to another's preference--may be legal, but is senseless to the point of criminality.  ive tried my best to discourage my female friends from pursuing it (not always successfully, dammit). 


im not going to declare a preference here--at least as far as size, shape, etc.; responsive (and im not gonna flesh that out either) works perfectly well for me.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I ahve said it before, I will say it again...

I just like boobies... KB already said it for me though...

im not going to declare a preference here--at least as far as size, shape, etc.; responsive (and im not gonna flesh that out either) works perfectly well for me


My sentiments exaclty!!! Funbags!!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I prefer em smaller and perky myself. I want something that'll be saying "Elloooo!!" to me in the morning

Kinda like the guy downstairs.....
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
However, I do think women should wear makeup, wax body hair and eyebrows, and possibly dye hair and augment their breasts.


You can think it and like it. No ones going to stop you and there are going to be many men who will want you for it.

I don't much like fake breasts in that they tell me more about the women than she would care to admit, it makes a flaw (that while kept internal is healthy and necessary for self-improvement) so obvious as to make it vulgar and beyond the attractive capabilities of mild self-doubt and insecurity. If you have to go that far to cure yourself of a diminuitive self-perception, than the surgeons knife will never cut deep enough.

I don't like people who don't care for themselves at all as it often runs counter to the needs of health and sociability, but i don't much care for people who turn themselves inside out on a daily basis, at the beck and call of fear. A women who wears excessive make-up, augments their natural endowments or otherwise attempts to conceal what they look like, reveal more than they do when they just get up. When you look in the mirror and think you need to be something else other than what you are, it is usually the hallmark of a soul that cannot bear to look at itself.

None of this is right. Just the words of a man who knows what he likes.

Marco
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

If you have to go that far to cure yourself of a diminuitive self-perception, than the surgeons knife will never cut deep enough.


When you look in the mirror and think you need to be something else other than what you are, it is usually the hallmark of a soul that cannot bear to look at itself.


i really should quote your entire comment cuz its so fuckin dead on.  these two points, specifically, seem to me particularly worthy of the special emphasis of repetition.


 

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
seem to me particularly worthy of the special emphasis of repetition.


HA! I'm using your special emphasis of repetition on your comment about special emphasis of repetition - How post-modern is THAT! Italo Calvino, eat your heart out (then again knowing him, he's probably already attempted it to see if would merely return to its orginal position).

Marco
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks for your comments everyone. i'd like to address them all individually in a short while (as i do !), but i just wanted to clarify the health issue above before i do so. breast implants of any kind compromise the mammography process, regardless of the modernity of the implants, of their placement:

That only happened with the old way that they did implants. the new way puts the implant behind the muscle so that the original tissue can still be scanned as normal.


Many plastic surgeons prefer to place the implant under the chest wall muscle to separate the breast tissue from the newly inserted implant. This position may give the breast a more natural appearance, reduce the chances of capsular contracture (tightening of the scar around the implant), and help make mammograms easier to read (special mammography views are required for breasts with implants).

from breast health: Link

thanks for bringing this up, karma, as there is a difference in modern implants, although sadly not enough to make standard mammography work. and it terrifes me that many women may not know this.

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

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I don't think that women who do things to make themselves feel more attractive should be called "dumb


i certainly didnt say that.  as far as boob jobs go tho, its needless risk for no reasonable rate of return.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

oh, and i can i add that i wasn't calling anyone dumb. the inference was that modifying your body solely to please or keep a man is dumb. and i stand by it only in that instance.

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Its not the size that matters most- it's size and symmetry. Bigger is not always better. For me, big and symmetrical, challenging melons are the best. And there are many natural ones that fit the bill- why go for fake, I can't figure out.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
A girl I went to school with was given a pair of boobs by her parents for her 16th birthday. I couldn't think of anything sadder. Apart from the fact that she wasn't fully developed, I wonder what other crap her parents were filling her head with. I guess we'll never know as she killed herself a few years later.

However, I am not trying to suggest that fake boobs cause people to commit suicide. Rather breast augmentation is a symptom of a society which finds it easier to value things which we perceive with our eyes than our minds. It is just an accepted form of self mutilation.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Because doctors run a baseline before they do the implants then strongly recommend a mammogram every 1-2 years no matter what the age is. Since most of the women who get implants are young, they get a mammogram (and continue to get them) at a younger age than the doctor recommended 40 years old. (I'm 32 and have never had a reason to have one, and the doctor says he doesn't typically do them until 40 without a reason). So, a technician taking extra scans on a young person with implants still has a better chance of catching early cancer than a young person who doesn't get one until a "lump" has been found.


i wouldnt think all the extra exposure to radiation is a plus.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

A girl I went to school with was given a pair of boobs by her parents for her 16th birthday


dayyum  i was born into the wrong family. 

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I for one am not much of a boob man myself in terms of pure attraction, preferring more intimate parts of the anatomy, but I can certainly appreciate a nice pair of breasts. To me, however, nice usually means no bigger than a C cup. Anything above that is way too big for my tastes, and A or B is just perfect in terms of balance and aesthetics.

Obviously that's just me, but as far as fake breasts go, I just see no appeal whatsoever, especially the incredibly excessive basketball variety.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
1) Capitol letters can be your friend, same with punctuation.
2) If something is a list, don't double space, and present it as a list. Otherwise, a double space shows the start of another paragraph or thought (like a one sentence being spaced).
3)Lists usually are preceded with consecutive numbers or letters, or by an asterisk or dash, or by saying "......the following:"


Karma - it seems that you are the only one that has had a problem with "interpretation". There is nothing in this post that exceeds two sentences, point by point, one logically following the other. This i have noticed time and again in Mig's writing. Always, unless taking artistic license in fiction, short and succinct paragraphs that contain single, whole ideas.

Sound writing.

Capital letters might be your best friend but most of us have proceeded beyond remedial grammar. Same goes for the numbers, letters or asterisks for lists. It is always the singularity of the idea in a sentence that determines a list, not particularly the identifiers.

Your argument about screening was acceptable in that it addressed points within the argument which you thought you read. Your emphasis, however, did not correspond to the emphasis of Mig's article. This is nothing but purile nit picking about issues that simply do. not. exist.

Marco
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see that a bit in your writing, and I have a feeling that people don't understand some of what you write.1) Capitol letters can be your friend, same with punctuation.


i'm sorry, but i don't think you really assume i don't know how to use punctuation do you, karma ?

i'm also sorry that you have a feeling people don't undertsand my writing. perhaps in this case you might apply this to yourself ?. this is the first such comment i have had in 211 articles. wow, you'd think everyone might have spoken up sooner if i was so hard to understand. thanks for letting me know.

really, we are both grown women. there wasn't a need to reduce it to that, karma. i really regret being put in this position.


vanessa.