213 Things....

No I am not Princess Anastasia, nor Spc Skippy....

Here's an awesome site called 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. You'll laugh your ass off.

P.S. Never, never give skippy any of your hair....or a mouse.Link

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I remember reading this a while back. I printed it out and took it into SUSLAK and re-typed it into email and sent it around work. Pretty damn funny!
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Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on government time.

Those 3 little words made that so much funnier.
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I'd forgotten about the piss bottle one. That one made me laugh out loud more than any of the others!
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We actually tried to see how many of these we could do at our unit after reading this a while back. In accordance with the prophecy went around for months....
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Now what would you have done for a blog if I hadn;t dropped that in the briefing room???
I have no Idea who printed it originally. GW? pseudo? beuller?? beuller?
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ummm....more limericks about exploding deer?
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ummm....more limericks about exploding deer?


I'm all for that!
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Greywar printed it, but I think that I pointed it out to him. When did you drop it in the briefing room? Recently? GW printed it off... 1/2 year ago? I think that copy wound up at the soldier center staff duty desk, at least in part.