What Goes on Behind Closed Doors

Ok, so here's the scenario.

A couple of years ago, I had one of those days where I had hours to drive and so I switched on to an unfamiliar radio station. It had some decent Christian music, so I listened to it until the programming switched over to a talk radio show (It wasn't Focus on the Family, but it was a similar type of syndicated show).

In this show, the hosts were talking about some kind of gay and lesbian convention that was going on in Chicago at the time. They discussed the kinds of seminars from the program that this convention had available, obviously picking out the high points for sensationalistic value. The issue was, they were lobbying for the national hotel chain to kick these conventioneers out because children mught be staying at the hotel.

Well, let me say, I got shanghaied on this radio station. They did give a disclaimer that the material might not be suited for kids, but they did not prepare me for what came next. They proceeded to give graphic descriptions of certain behavior, most notably FISTING. It seriously began to sound as if these radio hosts were getting off on talking about this subject matter.

I really wanted to dash off a nasty email to that station as soon as I got home.

I don't understand the mindset that makes someone want to fully delve into a lifestyle with which they don't agree. I don't want to hear about the specifics of gay sex (lesbian sex is different; as long as dildos aren't involved, I might actually pick up some pointers there). What you do in your bedroom is your business, what I do in mine is mine. And that's the way it should remain. The voyeuristic mentality of certain conservative radio "journalists" sickens me.

Just my two cents,

Gideon MacLeish
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Gideon,

Its weird you mention this... I was recently in Chicago, working at the Palmer House Hilton. I was talking to the chief engineer about some of the weird shit that goes on in hotels. Now i have seen some weird things in my 4 years of installing networks. You name it...I've probably walked into it, heard it or seen it.

Anyway, were talking about this and he tells me about the "Men of Leather" convention. He described the opening ceremony to me ( i wont go into detail, because it even shocked me) it involved a guy in leather gear, two other guys being led in by him by dog collars, a glass tube and small furry rodents. I think you can all get the pic here.

I'll lay odds that it was the same convention.

And i agree that the only reason they were talking about it was for ratings.

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Anyway, were talking about this and he tells me about the "Men of Leather" convention. He described the opening ceremony to me ( i wont go into detail, because it even shocked me) it involved a guy in leather gear, two other guys being led in by him by dog collars, a glass tube and small furry rodents. I think you can all get the pic here.


YIKES...poor rodents!
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I'm sorry... but I have a a hard time believing that. Sounds too much like an urban legend to me.
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The comment about the gerbils could well be urban legend. And I wouldn't doubt that the "information" these commentators had could have been urban legend.

Consider this: Up until the mid-90's, the "satanist" scare that went on from the mid-80's to the mid-90's (and sparked the burning of many D&D books, mine included) was based largely on "information" from an "ex-Satanist hish priest" name Mike Warnke and a bunch of copycats that followed after Warnke. This, until it was exposed that much of Warnke's "testimony" was completely fabricated.

"Born agains" have a tendency to fabricate in this regard, as it helps "sell" them to go on the lecture circuit.
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I am aware of the legend associated with the "felching" (thats what its called BTW) but i dont think this guy would lie about it. Crazy stuff always happens in hotels. Swinger conventions,stuff like the "Men of Leather" UFO conspiricy meetings, etc etc etc. Hotels will sell convention space to anybody who can pony up the $3,000-25,000 + for the room.

But i wouldnt put it past the media from overexaggerating it. I only know what the guy told me.
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This is the definition I've always had for felching. Not that I would ever do that.

The reason I have my doubts about that incident is because if you were trying to get the public to accept your lifestyle, would you honestly do something that extreme in front of so many people?
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The comment about the gerbils could well be urban legend.


Boy, would I love to see the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters tackle this one!
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Actually, you gave me an idea Shovelheat.... let's go to the snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

Origins: Contrary to widespread public belief, "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor are we aware of a verified medical case of a gerbil having been extracted from a patient's rectum. Despite the assiduousness with which doctors record unusual items removed from patients' rectums in order to write them up as illustrative cases, we haven't yet found a medical journal article involving a gerbil removal.
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"Gerbil-stuffing". (chuckle). I LOVE it. Now when I get pissed off at someone I'm gonna start callin' em a gerbil stuffer...lol