So Much To Write About, So Little Time

from JoeUser Forums
It has been one of those times in my life where everything has "come to a head". I have not had the opportunity to post any of my misguided thoughts lately.

I have been drawn and quartered at work, and of course there is the obligatory domestic chores to be done once I get home.

Who was it, Ben Franklin who said (paraphrasing) "Nothing is certain except death and taxes"?

Apparently ol' Ben-o-rama never had to deal with dishes, cleaning, laundry or yard work. These things are defintiely certainties that I have to deal with.

My room mate just left to rent some DVD's.

I give myself 30 minutes into the first DVD before I'm incoherent, and the goo is dripping from my mouth onto the pillow.

LLS
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
OK, what's with you and goo?

In a post from 6-Aug, it's dripping from your ears.

Now it dripping from your mouth.

You gotta look in to some kind of sealant or something. Has there been a big change in atmospheric pressure in Richmond? That could cause you to spring some leaks, I guess.

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
To Greenie: Nice! And Oof!

I am fortunate in that I have close friends who can put up with all of my goo.

"Goo" I define as any bodily secretion, whether it's saliva dripping from my mouth, or gray matter dripping from my ears.

"Saliva" would have worked better there. I had considered "mucous membrane", but that implies something projectile, which wasn't the effect I was looking for. So, I chose "Goo".

Maybe I need caulk. Or some Clive Barker-ish "Depends" for every orifice that is above my neck. Hey...there's a patent idea! lol

Greenie, that was good. I laughed my buttski off when I read it! And yeah, there was probably some goo involved.

LLS
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