Women Unite! Your Lives Are in Jeopardy

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With the disgraceful divorce rate there should be a constitutional amendment banning all marriages. It might have saved Lacy and Lori. Women, beware! Escape from the terrorism of the ferocious male animal before your bodies are washed up on shore or dug out of the dumps. If you’re pregnant get the hell out of the house NOW!! — the red light is flashing. Don’t fall for the gentile, soft touch; he has a knife in the other hand!

Ladies, if you’re single and falling for Mr. Macho Wolf to the absurd level of wanting to have sex, then have it publicly on the marble floor of a Mall. Every moment you are with him alone he is salivating over your body with the expectation of how it would taste after he carves you up. When he insists on being inside you, he is just practicing how powerfully he can stab you repeatedly.

Women unite, write to your congressperson and demand the amendment to end marriage once and for all as a matter of life and death! Insist, too, that there be homeland security for women. Then in complete relaxation settle in and read the great fairy tales of old and vicariously experience relationships with chivalric princes and veritable gentlemen.

  

Copyright © 2004 Richard R. Kennedy All rights reserved. Revised: August 10, 2004.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wise Fawn's Note to Guys inspired me.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I suspect that banning marriage wouldn't change anything. If men are sick on the inside then they'll do the things they do whether they've been married or not. Psychopathy isn't a disease that is conditional on legal conditions, rather circumstances can trigger episodes. And 'circumstances' occur in defacto relationships just as much as in marriages. If we banned marriage that wouldn't prevent defacto relationships from existing.

An interesting piece of trivia is that when people with psychopathic personalities are properly socialised, they can become very successful people, ie politicians and actors. Interesting how nurture turns the course of nature.

How about parents learn to parent their children properly! Then we wouldn't have these crazy people running around killing others... People don't think enough about the impact that they are having on the development of their children. How about we introduce an amendment that requires people to submit to a psychological assessment and fitness test before they're allowed to breed?
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, you just screwed up any chance I have with any girl who reads this.....curse you for exposing my crazy serial killer alter ego Blimy McGracken's personality..........eh, there are guys out there that are pretty f'ed up....and I'll have to agree on the crazy killing binge that's been going on....not sure what the hell that's all about....

Not a bad article....except for scaring the crap out of women...hehe,

~Zoo

(Note:...I don't have a crazy serial killer alter ego....just a joke...)
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm not sure which I loved most, the doing it on the marble floor at the mall or practicing how he can repeatedly stab you!!!!
Maybe while we are writing letters, we should re-write a few of those fairy tales, eh?

(I always knew you guys were practicing at something)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about we introduce an amendment that requires people to submit to a psychological assessment and fitness test before they're allowed to breed?
Copacetic to me; however, I think you're taking this too seriously.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo & WF: thanks for taking this with equal satire! 
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were paranoid! lol - was that written after a late night and a few beers?

Aria
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

No, just in a frustrating satiric mood. By the way, I thought I requested that you not go to this?--you're too sweet.