Do One For Old Glory
The Taliban
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I recently received an E-mail from an old friend of mine that I regularly talk and E-mail. He sent me this little announcement and I thought it was rather funny in a way. I thought I would pass it on to you readers and see what kind of response I would get. Please don't be offended or feel like I am making light of any world situation that is going on because I'm not. I just found it kind of funny and thought someone else might too. It goes as follows:
As you may know, it is a sin for any Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.So this Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked, to weed out any terrorists that may be in your neighborhood. Circling your block for one hour is suggested for this anti terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
[The United States Government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Now it is your patriotic duty to pass this on and participate in this exercise.
Well what do you think? Too bad that this really wouldn't work. Too bad things couldn't be so simple. Too bad we have allowed some terrorists infiltrate our society and now all they can do is spend their time planning to hurt us in one way or another. I thought this just was rather funny and thought someone else might enjoy it.
As you may know, it is a sin for any Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.So this Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked, to weed out any terrorists that may be in your neighborhood. Circling your block for one hour is suggested for this anti terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
[The United States Government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Now it is your patriotic duty to pass this on and participate in this exercise.
Well what do you think? Too bad that this really wouldn't work. Too bad things couldn't be so simple. Too bad we have allowed some terrorists infiltrate our society and now all they can do is spend their time planning to hurt us in one way or another. I thought this just was rather funny and thought someone else might enjoy it.