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Bad, bad, bad haircut.

Bad, bad, bad haircut.

I got my hair cut today. 

I went to the salon on base...the last time I went there the woman cut it too short, and it took me 2 months to grow it out.  She's Korean, and her English isn't the greatest, so I attributed the bad cut to the language barrier.

This time I decided to take a picture in so she could see what I wanted.  I asked her to not take it too short, said I really liked the length of it but wanted to lose some of the bulk. Mistake.  She cut it...and cut it, and then cut some more.  One side was drastically shorter than the other, and she was going to let me get up out of the chair like that until I asked her if she was going to even it out. She didn;t follow the picture I had sitting in my lap, she just got razor and scissor happy and hacked away.

Basically, I have the same bad haircut now that I did the last time I went to her.  It seems that she knows how to do one short hairstyle...a 'pixie'.  Any of you that are familiar with hairstyles will know what that looks like.  It's short. Very short. I have a few little wispy bits around my ears and the back of my neck so I don't look completely masculine, but it's still uneven.  I'm going to cut it myself later...there's no way in hell I'm going back to have her even it out.  I'd come out of there balder than I am no!

So, I'm sporting a pixie, and I'm not very happy about it.  I keep telling myself that it's only hair, that it will grow back - but my husband's coming home in 3 days and I'm stuck with this horrible haircut, and there's nothing I can do about it. It's not that it doesn't suit me, it's just not what I wanted. 

Thank god for hats, that's all I can say!

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Reply #26 Top
Yeah . . . the last thing I need to have to tell my husband is that I was involved in a catfight that started when another wife saw me checking out her hot husband!

Actually, though, with the deployment many of the men of ogling value are long gone. I have this photo taken of my husband (and his company) when he arrived in country, and he is at the front of the group with shades on and his gun on his shoulder, walking with such purpose. So hot!
Reply #27 Top
*Taking Notes*

How to look insanely attractive to the female species....

01. Grab Razor and Apply to head in one over-the-top manic procedure that leaves you standing in what looks like the cats malting spot
02. Go to the Military Surplus store and buy an incredibly tight set of fatigues... that cling to the bulging muscles I don't have
03. Get a license to buy the biggest F###ing gun I can find
04. Buy pair of Oakleys Sunnies and stuff a wallet full of green paper that looks like money
05. Buy digital camera and take lots of pictures which you post to your personal website so that many women can come and oggle

06. Sit back and watch the hits role in, and remember to hire personal secretary to filter the crazy amount of text messages on your cell number from sexy single women wanting a date....

Or I could just be my suave and handsome self and keep searching for the 'one for me' in my lunch breaks....

How did this thread turn from haircuts to women admiring men in uniform? ^_~ Don't mind if you do though, trade secrets are always good to know.
Reply #28 Top
4D: You should publish that list. It could help a lot of unkempt, lonely guys out!
Reply #29 Top
4D: You should publish that list. It could help a lot of unkempt, lonely guys out!


While us unkempt not lonely guys are laughing our asses off at the guys who think a uniform, gun, oakleys and a "military haircut" will erase any personality deficits...lol
Reply #30 Top
Good point. But still . . . you gotta love a guy in uniform. Well, you don't, actually, but . . . what was my point again?
Reply #31 Top

That's a heck of a formula you've got there, 4D....!  hope it works for you!


I love men in uniform too, Wahine.....more specifically, I love my husband in uniform.  There's just something about his butt in a pair of BDU pants.....drives me nuts!


One more day!  Then it'll be Friday, and he'll be coming home!!

Reply #32 Top
The gun is cooooooooooooooollllll. Sigh. I miss my 249. Running stick lanes rambo style. Ambushing next squad at finish to have them dive for cover in rice paddy ditch.....lol
P.S. Usually go with medium fade, half skin on the sides, 'bout an inch or so on top, but last time my barber screwed up, so I'm sporting the high and tight....
Reply #33 Top

P.S. Usually go with medium fade, half skin on the sides, 'bout an inch or so on top, but last time my barber screwed up, so I'm sporting the high and tight....


Ooooohhhhh....don't tease me like that!  You know I'm man-less!

Reply #34 Top
For what, a whole 'nother day?
Reply #35 Top
Again, I have to say . . . the gun is part of the whole "thing". Yes, it is. Don't know why.

Dharmagrl: Yea! I'll bet you're counting the hours. My husband called today and said his leave *might* be moved up. Right now it's at the 8 month mark, but they could send him home tonight and that would be just fine with me!
Reply #36 Top

For what, a whole 'nother day?


Umm... yep.  Friday evening I will get to see my honey. 


Doesn't matter you know, that was still a tease !!!

Reply #37 Top
Da dadda da dadda........(striptease music plays in background)
Reply #39 Top

Da dadda da dadda........(striptease music plays in background)


Ha! hahahahahaha!!!!!!  Brilliant!!